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Summary: Your roommate comes home from the dentist with half her mouth completely numb, and unfortunately for her, you’re the first person to notice.

You take one look at her crooked smile and immediately start giving her shit about it. What begins as harmless teasing quickly turns into a wildly inappropriate challenge when you ask her how numb her mouth and throat really are. She is not amused. She storms off to her room, clearly offended, and you figure maybe you pushed the joke a little too far. But you can’t resist following her, still teasing, still grinning, and determined to get her to loosen up that ol' biscuit box.

Heyyy baby!!

This crazy idea came to me while driving yesterday because my mind is always thinking about ideas like this🧠💡🙃, and it was an immediate yes to me because of how ridiculous and funny it is 😆 I fucking love it hahahI mean, hey might as well make use of the numbness no? 🤷‍♀️

Lots of love 💕

-Eva xoxox