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Morning coffee (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-30 23:02:19
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2025-12

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DejArt

Thank you, glad you like it, and to answer your question, the city made her this custom huge cup only for her

Behold The Plasma Donut

Fantastic.... okay gonna do some math now... how many tons of coffee would that take....

IzzieNeko

Giant Tracer. What a queen. <3 This looks so good!

Behold The Plasma Donut

okay back from doing math... citations are spotty because i was rushing . but... .... without knowing exactly how tall she is i assumed 45,000 ft tall. as it kind of looks like she's looking down at the airline and if a pilot has to dodge giant women semi regularly I'm assuming their flying at the upper maximum the plane is capable of. [assuming modern passenger airlines.] scaling the coffee cup [i used a Starbucks tall as i had one and i could measure it. 12oz saled up to the same size as Tracer it'd hold roughly.... 56 billion gallons of coffee. to make 56 billion gallons of coffee you need about.... 11 to 15 MILLION TONS to make a cup depending on how strong she likes it. best case scenario for tracer to get one cup of coffee THE ENTIRE WORLD GOES WITHOUT FOR A YEAR as annual estimates put global coffee estimates at around 11 million tons. worst yet, the paper walls of the cup IN NO WAY could hold that much coffee without bursting. so tracer is about to flood that city with a near biblical flood in the form of supersonic omnidirectional jet of ... coffee. unless.... yeah there's no substance that exists to create a strong enough cup that wont just have the bottom fall out... and .... welp lets use my home town new york city. sadly/thankfully depending on your pov, Manhattan is not scoured clean by a supersonic omnidirectional jet of coffee ... but its going to devastate the area. buildings will be standing , sky scrapers are really hard to make fall.[citation needed] but... might need to be demolished due to water damage from the flood of coffee... witch could be 10 to 50 feet tall surge of bean juice. cant really calculate the damage