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the gayification of mythology (Patreon)

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2025-02-19 13:53:34
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2026-06
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To be fair, when I first discovered that women could have penises, it made me either a lot more gay or a lot more straight, but I'm not 100% sure which. Definitely changed my life, though.

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Ohenry78

Imagine being in the comments section of a porn game and trying to virtue signal lmao

krrapa

Damn, he sounds like a fun, reasonable and stable person. But yeah, I dunno how to qualify liking girls with dicks, but I just do so who cares lmao

TheMagicalGurl

Yes, the mythological being known for devious behavior, deception and trickery wouldn't grow themselves a penis for their own personal amusement to emasculate a guy like him... Fuck him in the ass until he has a P-Gasm... Which would rock his world to the core, knowing someone made him have an anal sex orgasm. A succubus of lore would be delighted to the core of ruining his mind and would be well fed from his newly found sexual confusion... TLDR: "Whatever you say, pal"

TheMagicalGurl

Be glad you arent on some sites then... its tame here...

outsiderartisan

1000% haha. The original succubi as described in Daemonologie slurped up semen by accosting men then *somehow* used that semen to impregnate women afterward (let's be real, we all know they grew dicks). They weren't separated into two gendered entities (succubi and incubi) until later.

TheMagicalGurl

Plus it all started with a woman telling "god" NO. So 'god' denied the first woman agency and insisted on a loser girl to take his mantle...

Nora Knox

There's a lot of ways you can go about it lol. Like, they're demons of lust so it doesn't even make sense for them to feed on semen specifically. Their whole thing is temptation and trickery. It literally fits for them to grow and change whatever, whenever. That's the point. Succubus just means like they are subs in sex, that doesn't require being female lol. The myth was born of men trying to save face when they get caught committing sin. So it being another man, a woman, intersex, anything else immoral or illegal, still tracks. It's literally the point lol.

KalterJager

The way I tend to think about it is with power plugs. Male plugs go with female sockets. Female socket with female socket isn't very productive, but also doesn't damage anything. Male plug on Male plug isn't very productive either, but in addition someone is getting a bent pin, and there will be some very unsafe sparking. If you have both a plug and a socket, using the correct version isnt gay. That's just normal. It's not what tools you have that matter, it's how you use them. And let's be clear here, if you want to bend your pins, be my guest. You can make your own choices, even if I and other think it's it's a bit silly.

outsiderartisan

Guys, I just discovered, penis goes in vagina! And penis and vagina fit together. Huh? What's a butthole? A mouth? Never heard of it. Pretty sure you can't just ram two dicks together though, so I've achieved sexual enlightenment. Holdst my beer whilst I develop a strained metaphor. Tbf I don't even think two characters with dicks ever have sex in either of my games, since it's not my particular jam, but I to think the idea that two penis-bearers bumping uglies is "silly" or "bends their pins" is nonsense.

Ohenry78

Yeah for sure. Comment sections in anything spicy on social media is a cesspool.

Jonathan Girard

So... let me get this 'straight'. What makes this demon evil is the fact that they have a cock, and not the fact that they are a soul sucking demon?

KalterJager

Hahaha, yeah, I kinda earned that sarcastic rebuke. I did not express my idea very well at all. Note to self: posting comments while still half asleep is a bad idea. "Holdest my beer while I develop a strained metaphor" -- I disagree only in the fact I apparently didn't even hand the beer off, and spilled it as a result. 😅 To try and rephrase my point: From a purely physical point of view, the actions you can take fall into 3 categories, productive(makes offspring), harmless (no offspring, but no increase in risk), or risky (prone to medical complications. Productive is self explanatory, there really is only one option. Harmless includes things like tit jobs, hand jobs, oral, masturbation, etc. These actions don't force your body to do something it wasnt designed to do. Risky includes things like anal, fisting, sounding, etc. These activities come with a significantly increased chance of medical complications, transmission of disease (bloodborn or STD) Being either productive or harmless i don't consider an issue at all, homosexual or heterosexual. Nobody is getting hurt, You do what you think feels good, or helps you bond with a partner. The risky category is still a personal choice you can make. However, it does come with higher chances that someone gets hurt, sometimes permanently. Here is where I draw the line for "being gay", in the derogatory way the inital poster intended. In that context, I don't consider homosexuality being "gay". Some people are physically or emotionally attracted to the same gender, and that's totally fine.

CrasherX

Ignore the fact that demons are evil for sucking out the souls, no focus on the fact that she has a ⭐️dick⭐️

outsiderartisan

I appreciate you being a good sport about it, and I better understand where you're coming from. I will say, I'm not sure about the other stuff, but I do know the dangers of anal sex were massively overstated in evangelical propaganda in the 90s, though of course there are some risks, no least being the chances of contracting STDs being higher comparatively.

slarb9215

personally i think its quite simple. liking girls with dicks is just a moderately more specific way of liking girls. whether liking girls is straight or gay then depends on one's gender identity. as a girl with a dick, i can confidently say that me liking girls with dicks is 100% gay.

TheyCallMeSage

People can't let gay people be gay man