Carnal After Dark — v0.2.0 is here. Welcome to the team, recruit. HR wants us to walk you through what's new this cycle. Try to keep your hands where we can see them. Actually, don't.

ORIENTATION (THE BIG STUFF)

Office is open, and management is extremely hands-on. You've got a private meeting room, equipment that did not clear any actual procurement process, and a suspiciously enthusiastic onboarding experience. Portal's in from the main menu, there's a toy spawner because that's just how we do business here, and the photocopier's developed some new habits (mouse, banana, any dildo currently in your possession, HR has been notified and does not care). Also fixed the frame-rate drop, so overtime won't run like a slideshow.

Janine is your new point of contact. New model, clothing, she's the one handling things from here on out. Update your contacts.

Dress code just got a lot less strict. We are playing with a new clothing mechanic and Janine is our first target for feedback, on the record. It's the first real step toward the removal policy we've been drafting.

PERSONNEL FILES

Sahleen and Rex finally got their own scripts instead of reading off the same cue cards

Fixed strands showing up in the wrong spot after a teleport (bad look during onboarding)

Fixed employees getting duplicated when let go from a spawner (we've addressed this with HR)

NEW EQUIPMENT

New trophy, and yes, it's for more than just the shelf

Baseball bat can be used how you please. Its not just for the Office Space but is now also insertable, complete with a squeaky-toy sound on impact (do not ask facilities about this).

Fixed the love saw and leather paddle not aligning right in hand

FRONT OFFICE (MENU & SPLASH)

New world-space menu, resumes your last session, checks your Patreon clearance on the way in.

Fixed dialog buttons not responding to a poke

Added signage for Steam Link users so they can actually find the front desk

General facilities cleanup on the splash level

MEDIA ROOM

Custom TV channels are in, with real streaming support this time

ACCOMMODATIONS

Added Vive controller bindings, so Vive users aren't stuck filling out the wrong forms

Fixed VR teleport being broken in the Tutorial Lab portal room

IT TICKETS CLOSED

Various frame-rate, VR teleport, and stability fixes throughout the Office and Tutorial Lab

Fixed music playback routing (some of you were hearing things you shouldn't)

Fixed a door lock label not rendering right in the live build

That's the memo. Come for the position, stay for the benefits. Bugs and feedback go in Discord as always, we'd rather know than not.