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A Grown Childless Man is Reviewing PAW Patrol: The Movie

What better way to know if the PAW Patrol movie is any good then listening to some childless millennial in his late-20s who never saw a single episode of the show talk about it

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Hugo Segal

… And one who has better ways to spend his time, at that.

Hugo Segal

@Justin Monti Praise aside, I still find it stupid that Paramount would release “PAW Patrol: The Movie” day-and-date when it should’ve been a Paramount+ exclusive to begin with. How were execs expecting parents to sit in a dark auditorium with their unvaccinated children under 7?

Kenneth Stoddard

Don’t make fun of me when I say it, but I seen it and I actually enjoyed it despite in my early 20s. Yes the story is too simplistic since it is aimed for small children only, the characters are even simplistic too, and the humor can be hit or miss too, but either way, I enjoyed it despite never seen any episodes of Paw Patrol while understanding that this is a biggest Nick Jr show that Nickelodeon has ever have since Blue’s Clues and Dora The Explorer. I do like the animation which is a great step up from the show and how the movie can be self aware at times like the merchandise for example so it nice that animated film that is aimed only for younger kids that does that. I know little kids will have a blast with it and some adults can enjoy some parts that might amused them at times so I’m not gonna complain. It is the most harmless animated film of the year and I too would give it a 7/10. By the way, I watched this on Paramount+ instead of watching it in theaters to avoid an awkward situation of being surrounded by little kids if you know what I mean.

Black Rhino Ranger

I take it that you probably won't review the Loud House movie?

Justin Monti

When you really do get down to it it actually would have been a lot easier to put this exclusively on Paramount+ especially considering kids under the age of 12 are not elegant able to get the vaccine yet so it would really put them at risk if they would watch the film in a movie theater.

Justin Monti

Look I'm a grown man in his early 20's with no children as well so I really didn’t have any interest in a PAW Patrol movie, however I’m very surprised about your reaction towards it. When it’s comes to PAW Patrol as a franchise regarding how you feel about it, there really is no denying how it is one of the most successful and one of the most popular preschool shows in recent years as well as Nickelodeon' biggest and most successful preschool show since Dora The Explore and Blue's Clues. Now when it comes to this movie, I'm actually very surprised how it turned out. I definitely think the animation was very well done and really did a great job bringing an animated series and turned into a animated feature film, also I really do think the people behind the fit were definitely trying to make the best possible film they could and I definitely think they succeeded. Overall, while I don’t really have interest in seeing this movie, I definitely have to give credit to the people behind the film for trying to make the best possible film the could and to make a film that would satisfy PAW Patrol fans and in those aspects they succeeded. With how this film turned out it could of been much worse.

Hugo Segal

@Justin Monti I’m surprised that even when Delta outbreaks were reported, Paramount didn’t immediately pull “PAW Patrol” from theaters.

Jeff B. Hughes

I’M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT TOO but I refuse to see or review this

Trenton Girone

Hi, Mat! Thank you for this! I’m an adult, and I loved this movie!