Patreon 289: Meatitating (Patreon)

Trevor and Michael debate the most alpha way to go down on a woman, review a $900 robo-jerk machine called the Vac-U-Glide, and spiral into the dark world of truck stop loneliness. There’s talk of VR porn, TopGolf confrontations, salt and pepper on sandwiches, and somehow a cryogenically frozen dog. Plus, the boys finally settle the great ice debate.