Patreon 297: $2 and a Meatball (Patreon)

Trevor recounts a run-in with a “witch” in Venice who offered to give him a handjob for $2 and a meatball, while Michael defends his controversial love for pizza from 7-Eleven. They break down their ultimate Airbnbs versus scam-stay nightmares, unpack a shocking DM from a fan who wants to drink feet water, and debate the pros and cons of being a stay-at-home girlfriend.