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The episode starts out with a 8 a.m. baby-oiled foot job and spirals into man cave dreams, penis pumps, tightening creams for women, ghost sex and making motivational sayings.

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Patreon 305: Early Bird gets the Feet

Comments

j

Can we have an episode where we bring gigiiiii on

Luis

Should I just jump off a river?? 😂😂😂😂😂

Maegan

I’m not sure where else to post this where y’all will see it, but Hulu just came out with a new show called “Are you my first” and it’s a dating show of ALL VIRGINS