Patreon 308: Those Were the Days (Patreon)

Trevor and Michael spiral from discovering that “average” penis size is measured by bone press into debating the best way to die (beheading vs. shark attack), why moms catfishing their own daughters should be punishable by guillotine, and what happens when an Uber driver says “nah” to rolling up the windows. Michael recaps the US Open and a millionaire CEO stealing a kid’s hat and Trevor admits to peeing in his front yard.