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Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup.

Comments

Anonymous

I love how Gabe brings logic to these bizarre situations as if they aren't bizarre at all.

Christian Lynch

I’m about to convert to Judaism for the irony.

Anonymous

Why is Trevor's first question always "yeah but what does she smell like".

Anonymous

Question for the podcast: how do you feel about being with a woman that is much smarter than you and how thicc have you guys gone? Ps you guys are hilarious, as a graduate student I am cheap af but had to invest in that young Patreon

storm

my co-worker once pierced a ladder up someone’s dick. my other co-worker pierced his own dick and passed out LOL

storm

dude, i got mad stories. the same co-worker who pierced his dick was also doing a corset piercing up a girl’s vulva lips and when he looked up the girl was sucking her boyfriend’s dick. my co-worker was new to the industry so he was just like, “please, don’t?”

Anonymous

You guys are insanely funny. I’m a new Patreon member and I’m catching up fast!!!

Anonymous

Never in my life did I start to laugh and cry instantly while I was spitting out water with ice both y’all got me dead asf literally😭😭

Anonymous

May I just say that I’m binge listening/watching the Patreon (new member) and I’m gunna point out that Michael says he’s okay with a 20$ fucking in the strip-club but can’t get behind a “Happy Ending” at a massage parlor...

Ronnie Obney

This might be the best episode you guys have