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Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine  what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their  stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois  BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. 

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Patreon 16: The Stripper Sex Tales

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Lesa Anne

trevor i am from lake havasu city i love your stories im in pa now but got damn lets go

Anonymous

Finished all 54 episodes on Spotify in a week and just purchased the Patreon and loving every second. Can’t wait to binge the fuck outta this, appreciate y’all and PLEASE DROP SOME MERCH SO I CAN COP ;)

Anonymous

Question for sock talk: If you got picked to go on a solo one way trip to a new planet that could sustain life would you do it? You’d have every thing you’d need to survive and to start a new civilization. Whether or not you’re capable to survive or start the civilization is up to your skill set.

Anonymous

I live in a cul-de-sac. Lol

Anonymous

I wonder if it's legal to chill in a car behind an RV lol

Anonymous

It sounds like you guys are mighty jealous of us cul-de-sac kids.

TOPG00SE

So this is an update/ story of mine. So the prostate gland is what produces semen for the little guys to swim around in so when pressure is applied it can make you ejaculate or have a harder ejaculation when you’re already about to blow. Story time. As a medical “professional” we had a guy that was having trouble with his prostate so he came in to see what was up. My doc said that we needed to check if his prostate was enlarged so he told me to go check it. If your unaware, a prostate exam entails putting your finger in the ol rectum and feeling for the prostate to see if it’s enlarged. So the doc walks me through what I need to do in his office and then tells me to come back after and tell him how it goes, again, this is my first time and homeboy doesn’t even come in to make sure I’m doing it right. I start walking to the room the patients in and just before going in the doc pokes his head out of his office and says “by the way, don’t press down too hard or else you’ll make him ejaculate and he can get you for sexual assault”... exam went fine I guess but that’s military medicine for ya

Anonymous

Awe fuck 😞 RIP Kobe

Anonymous

Yo, what if this sickness was the rona???

Anonymous

Follow up for Michael have you ever talked to this stripper again since the knuckle?

Dana

One of the funniest Patreons so far 😂😂