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The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader.  Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth  grader is supposed to be? I guess we'll see. They also take a kink test  to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being  someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a  listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off  the rails. 

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Patreo 22: Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

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Rich

wait lmfao does anyone else realize that trevor gave the wrong answer at 12:39, he said 2:45, shoulda been 4:45 lmaoo

Anonymous

When you’re poor atm 😒

Clay Anthony

micheal never moves the mic when he’s suckin on those skittles lol surprisingly unsettling noise when you’re trying to jerk off

Yousef

is the comedian your talking about getting snuggled is andrew schulz??

Anonymous

I think dogs think in pictures. I have no idea how they did it but there's a study on it. They can tell time too based on how the day smells!

Anonymous

Yo the smell of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride is soooo good. That ride smacks so good

Dana

I once had P.E. first hour in high school. Pulled a muscle in my leg (never said anything about it) and at one point had to serve a detention that wasn't even meant for me! My friend was cutting but my teacher got us confused and gave me the detention. Also, just realized this was posted on my birthday 😎😁

Anonymous

Trevor talking about writing a letter reminds me of the notes my husband used to write me when we were in high school. Lots of really sweet, from-the-heart shit, and then he’d end it with like “also thanks for letting me touch your boobs”

Dillan Lyons

On the topic of dog cum. A girl that went to my high school jerked off a classmates dog at a sleepover because it started humping her. When all the other people yelled and told her to stop, she said "No I cant stop. He likes it" and let it cum all over her.

Hunter Miller

The uncultured swine thing as far as I know is from Toy Story. At the beginning when Mr Potato Head makes a Picaso reference and Ham didn't get the reference.