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Patreon 25: 1-800-CUM-QUIK (Patreon)

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2020-03-27 20:51:33
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2026-06
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Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like  to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk  about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever  came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and  apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. 

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Patreon 25: 1-800-CUM-QUIK

Comments

Anonymous

I’ve heard every episode on apple podcast and just got through all the patreon episodes.. what will I do with my life now 😫😫

Anonymous

I've thought of Michael while on Ritalin. That's all I'll say. Can't wait for the Gabe interview! Love listening to the podcast while studying, or working (Not quarantined due to my job).

Anonymous

Y’all never miss..💯😂

2016 Blackout Hemi

Would you rather get your guts crunched by Guy Fiere and get paid 2,000 dollars (dong in rec), or nipple fuck a chick and pay 500 dollars?

Anonymous

Michael looks like Steven Strait on the Amazon show "The Expanse", great show, love the podcast

Anonymous

Would you rather have your parents watch you fuck or watch your parents fuck?

Anonymous

I’m French and can confirm that hon hon means I’m your Uber

Clay Anthony

give it to me Johnson was Micheal’s best singing note to date

Jared Schiada

got dam. with the School year canceled my last day of senior year was March 13

Spencer Verstegen

Brooooooooooo J-Mikes is the best place on earth! GOT DAMN! That was Michael's hottest take saying he doesn't like it (and that's saying something)

Anonymous

You guys are the best. I finally became a patron after months of being addicted to your podcast and GOT DAMN I am not regretting it. I'm watching these in order since I'm a bit behind but I'm committed. Also I live on a lake and I'm pretty sure two mayflies just mated on my laptop screen (the only thing lit up in my room right now) and that seems appropriate. Love y'all thanks for making me laugh every week.

Anonymous

can't speak for all girls but back in high school a lot of my friends and I only became attracted to this guy after he came to school with a black eye from wrestling. I think it's cause 1. it made him more noticeable 2. paradoxically we thought HE was tough for taking a punch to the face.