Lay Pipe Odyssey: Three Houses - Final Route [NSFW] (Patreon)

Mario had already fucked his way through the three houses, but apparently leaving Garreg Mach without checking the rest of the roster would’ve been a waste of tuition.

First came the Church of Seiros, where holy women, knights and professors quickly learned that Mario’s idea of “receiving a blessing” involved considerably less praying and considerably more pipe thrusting.

Then he found the Ashen Wolves beauties underneath the monastery. Constance and Hapi thought Abyss was supposed to keep unwanted visitors out.

Unfortunately, nobody told the warp pipes.

And if Those Who Slither in the Dark wanted to live up to that name, Mario was more than willing to show Kronya and Cornelia exactly what else could come slithering into their wet pussies 😏

Of course, he couldn’t leave without appreciating the redheads either. Monica and Anna proved that being cute, red-haired, and anywhere near Garreg Mach was enough to get added to Mario’s increasingly ridiculous S-Support checklist.

And yes, even Sothis eventually got dragged into the plumber’s bullshit. Being a goddess apparently doesn’t grant immunity to horny crossover logic.

Church ladies.Abyss girls.Underground bitches.Hot redheads.One goddess.

Mario came to Garreg Mach as an exchange student and left having treated the entire monastery like an all-you-can-fuck buffet.

At this point, forget choosing a house.

Mario completed the whole damn monastery. 😏