Elden Ring: Lust for Grace [NSFW] (Patreon)

Some Tarnished cross the Lands Between seeking the Elden Ring.

This bastard showed up wearing nothing but a jar on his head, apparently convinced that every glowing trail of Grace was actually pointing toward the nearest woman...

...he could fuck.Four arms. One mysterious witch. That’s Ranni for you. The Tarnished took approximately three seconds to realize those extra hands could be put to much better use than handing out important items. She was going to receive a good amount of “White-sticky Stuff” even if this wasn’t Dark Souls 😏

Melina offered him an accord, and the bastard immediately assumed sex was part of it. He called her more times to fuck her than to level up. Even at the Forge, while she was literally burning herself for his quest, the Tarnished still hadn’t had enough of her. The Erdtree might burn, but his lust for her burned even more.

Sitting alone in a miserable shack was Roderika, only for a half-naked lunatic wearing a jar to walk in and somehow turn her depressing introduction into a very startled cumdumpster.

At Stormveil Castle, he walked into a room expecting another boring NPC conversation and found a voluptuous warrior woman, Nepheli Loux, instead. Godrick could wait. The Tarnished had discovered the pleasure of getting to know her strengths before summoning her in such a deep and profound manner.Fia offered to hold him, and as soon as the Tarnished heard: “an act some consider vulgar” He just shoved his dick inside her and kept fucking her until she couldn’t wait for her questline to trigger, and just left on her own before he could fuck her even more.

Hidden underground, addicted to sorcery, and surrounded by arcane knowledge was Sorceress Sellen. Unfortunately, none of that magic included a spell capable of making the nearly naked jar-headed pervert stop staring at her huge tits below that robe and fuck her hard. The Tarnished could hear some muffling, but just ignored it. Most likely, she was demanding to be let go, but her protests could barely make their way out through that strange mask.

The second phase opened beneath an enormous moon in a beautiful magical arena. Rennala prepared the full majesty of Carian sorcery. The Tarnished looked around and thought: “Damn… plenty of room to fuck those gigantic tits.” Peak Intelligence build.

Everyone else came to the Radahn Festival to challenge the strongest demigod alive. This idiot somehow found time in the middle of the battle to start another completely unrelated festival for his own enjoyment and ravish Finger Maiden Therolina. They say she was looking for a Maidenless Tarnished, and he was looking for another wet hole to tarnish. Priorities.

Caelid was trying its hardest to kill him with rot, giant dogs, birds, and every horrible thing imaginable. Then Millicent appeared, and suddenly Scarlet Rot wasn’t the only thing making the Tarnished dangerously horny.

And finally… Malenia.

First phase: undefeated swordswoman, legendary warrior, Blade of Miquella. The Tarnished: would... Second phase: naked Goddess of Rot. The Tarnished: WOULD HARDER...

Waterfowl Dance had no shit on him. Fucking her in his world wasn’t enough, so he joined other Tarnished who were puzzled and confused by his horny behavior mid-battle. He came to be known among the Tarnished as “Let Me FUCK Her.”

One jar.A bunch of gorgeous women.Zero fucking shame.The Greater Will wanted a new Elden Lord.

Instead, the Lands Between got a half-naked bastard speedrunning every available hot NPC side quest before touching the Erdtree.

He wasn’t following Grace.

He was following ass.