How the Ocarina of Time Remake Got "Approved" [NSFW] (Patreon)

Princess Zelda heard Nintendo needed a little extra motivation to bring Ocarina of Time back, so naturally, she invited Mario for a very personal meeting.

Of course, Mario saw this as the opportunity to offer her a win-win deal: a one-night stand with her, and he would make it happen... One extremely questionable “development approval meeting” later, as Zelda lay there with a very sore, cum-filled body, thinking that at least she had personally secured the remake, Mario walked away with his balls empty and his mouth full of shit, because the remake had already been in development long before he fucked her.

So apparently, she accomplished absolutely nothing.

Well… nothing related to the remake, anyway.