Lay Pipe Odyssey: Holy Orders Route [NSFW] (Patreon)

The plumber stumbled into yet another corner of Fire Emblem and immediately ran into a problem:

Clerics. Troubadours. Valkyries.

Did he know the difference?

Absolutely not.

All he knew was that they were gorgeous, holy, and apparently surrounded by enough vows of chastity to make the plumber see it as a personal challenge 😏

So naturally, he went after all the holy ladies he could find.

Some prayed.Some tried to keep their composure.Some probably reconsidered their entire class promotion path afterward.

By the end of the route, Mario still couldn’t tell a Cleric from a Valkyrie…

but he sure as hell knew he’d busted way too many cherries for one pilgrimage.

Turns out the real miracle wasn’t healing magic.

It was how many “pure” support conversations the plumber managed to completely ruin in a single day.Note: I’ll be honest, I was just as confused as Mario when it came to figuring out the difference between all those classes, so I kind of just went with what I found on the Fire Emblem Wiki lmao, I know it’s a bit far-fetched to throw Hapi into the mix, but that’s what the wiki said... although it’s not like I needed much of an excuse, considering how hot she is

Nevertheless, apologies if I missed anyone’s favorite holy girl