Lay Pipe Odyssey: Fire Emblem Fates – Blondes Route Bonus GIFs [NSFW] (Patreon)

It is known the plumber has a massive weakness for blondes. 😏

After all, he has always been obsessed with Princess Peach for a reason; golden hair apparently bypasses whatever little self-control Mario still had left and sends him straight into “fuck first, think never” mode.

Charlotte obviously got hit the hardest. Blonde, stacked as hell, and built like someone specifically designed to be destroyed by Mario’s cock! Yeah, she never stood a chance of getting a gentle round. Mario went at her like he was trying to earn overtime pay with his dick, and Charlotte quickly learned that being exactly his type comes with some very aggressive plumbing service.

Elise got plenty of attention too. Mario took one look at the blonde hair, the cute attitude, and that ridiculously cheerful energy and immediately decided she needed a much more exhausting way to burn some of it off. Once he got started, though, “cute” stopped buying her any mercy as Mario was far more interested in seeing how long she could keep that bubbly attitude while he kept fucking her harder and harder.

Ophelia was somehow even more dramatic than usual. Mario tolerated the grand speeches, heroic poses, and endless theatrical bullshit for about as long as his horny brain could manage before finally deciding he’d heard enough. One hand shut down the monologue while he used the other to grab and squeeze one of those barely covered tits of hers, proving that apparently even the chosen heroine of darkness eventually needs someone to hit the mute button.

Scarlet, meanwhile, was practically guaranteed a spot in the blonde bonus round. Blonde hair, fighter attitude, gorgeous body... the plumber didn’t need a second invitation. If Charlotte was premium plumbing, Scarlet was the combat-certified onahole, and Mario seemed determined to find out if all those muscles could keep her going longer.

Selkie brought a completely different kind of energy: playful, hyper, and constantly bouncing around like she’d had twelve cups of coffee. Naturally, Mario interpreted that as a challenge and decided the best solution was to give her something considerably more exhausting to do. She definitely kept bouncing, at least with each pound she received from Mario's plumbing.

And Corrin?

Corrin might only be slightly blonde, but Mario has enough history with her that she was never escaping the plumber's cock. Visiting her actual homeland and not fucking her again would practically be disrespectful at this point.

So yeah, these GIFs are basically Mario going after his favorite type and immediately abusing his dick with how much friction it went through that day.

Nohr and Hoshido women got the pipe.

The blondes got priority fucking service.

And Mario made damn sure every one of them left with their S-EX Support considerably higher than when he arrived.