Lay Pipe Odyssey: Street Fighter Route [NSFW] (Patreon)

So, I recently watched the Street Fighter movie, and it got me thinking... Ryu and Ken already made it into Smash Bros, so naturally Mario came up with a cheap excuse to check out the rest of the Street Fighter roster and see if there were any other worthy candidates... and by "the rest," he meant the ladies.

And holy, did he find some interesting ones. 😏

From Chun-Li's legendary thighs and Cammy's ridiculously hot body to Juri's sadistic attitude and all the other gorgeous women throwing punches around, Mario quickly realized he had a lot of candidates to taste...

I mean, TEST! Test their techniques!

Although, knowing this horny bastard, I doubt he's particularly interested in their fighting styles at all when he's got so many other things he'd rather take an interest in.

At this point, forget about combos or frame data. Mario's just looking for an excuse to give these ladies some very intrusive, hands-on auditions.

And apparently, getting SMASHED is the most important qualification.

Anyway, hope you enjoy this little fighting game detour! There's still a ridiculous number of hot women across the genre, so let me know which ones you'd like to see Mario taste test next! 😏