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The Hero We Need. (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-11 16:00:48
Edited:
2020-09-11 16:03:40
Imported:
2026-06

Content

I have a morning ritual:

- I hit snooze on my alarm twice

- Get on, put on my slippies (slippers) 

- I decide what colour shorts I'm going to wear

- I then scroll through every Warhammer page I am on (this and choosing the shorts make up the majority of my morning)

It so happens that this morning I came across something pretty remarkable... A miniature CHUCK NORRIS! I wasn't the first person to find this image and it is likely many of you have already seen it but it got me thinking... I would love for this to be real... 

So... let's give Chuck Norris a set of rules!

The Game

In the comments section below, write me a set of rules for the Chuck Norris model and we'll see if we can find some gems and have a few laughs! If you want some guidelines, look at any datasheet and start changing titles and rules so that you are now talking about Chuck!... er... Mr. Norris (I was so excited I forgot my manners)

"Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon! He is a weapon!"

Have fun, Play On People!

Space Marine Steve, Signing Off

Files

Comments

Brock (MagnetHero)

Stat Line M 6" WS 2+ (because he will want to fight you barehanded) BS 3+ S 3 T 3 W 6 A 3 Ld 10 Sv 3+/4++ Wargear Living weapon: S +5 AP -2 D 2 Chuck Norris' body is a highly honed weapon. If this character takes no other weapons increase attack characteristic to 6. The Noisemaker: Type Assault 4 S 7 AP -4 D D3 Sometimes a gun is all you need. If this character did not advance change profile to Rapid Fire 4

Brock (MagnetHero)

Eh....make him a 2+/3++ at T3 because he'll let you take your best shot but shrug it off like nothing

Dakota Gibson

M 6" WS 1+ BS 1+ S 4 T 5 W 6 A 2D6 Ld 10 Sv 2+ 3++ Wargear Texas Ranger Bolt Gun 30" RF 3 S6 AP -2 D 2 Camo pants -1 to hit when targeted Abilities Martial arts expert + 2 A when targeting INFANTRY Trained in Camo Cannot be target when in Dense Cover Power of the Beard When W reduce to 0, roll a D6. On 2+ he revives with 1 W. Can be repeated, but on a 3+ the 2nd time, 4+ the 3rd time... etc.

Moritz Borchardt

Points - 100, Power level: - (just a human after all)

Micah

Hidden Fist. Chuck Norris keeps a third fist in his beard. This is represented by a S 14 WS 2 D6 attack that causes D6 mortal wounds on a unmodified wound roll of 6. This attack is in addition to any other attacks this model may have.