Little Space for Big Moons (Patreon)

[ Description provided by JSK244 ]Gods? Pffff, who needs to be a god when you have SCIENCE to play with? Bending the rules of nature, of physics, and definitely society. Sure I might not want to keep them bent all the time, but a little fun hurts nobody and definitely brings a little excitement to all of our days. And you know what really excites me? Being bigger, getting bigger, making myself bigger! Zapping things tiny around me can only go so far, and after a while someone might notice they're missing their car. All my friends and cute playmates too have to get back to doing their own things, so while I might get to loom over them and let them enjoy the perfect day (one full of ME) I probably shouldn't keep them cooped up under my big thick booty. At least not forever~But then I had a fun thought, or two, or ten. Why stop at just zapping one thing at a time? Sure I can make a cute friend smaller than my toes, or see how well that new stadium holds up as a one-person seat. But what if I mixed it ALL up? Bigger, bigger, Bigger! Zap myself so huge that watch out moon, I've got two bigger, softer and better ones to eclipse you! But that's so far away, and if I want it as a seat I can't play with the itty bitty world...yet. A little zap will fix that, and now look! A perfect little sphere, so tiny and warm. All while I leave a lasting impression on the moon with two new craters, and let my lazer cool down before the next zap! After all, who said ANYTHING in this solar system could be bigger than me? And I've heard great things about the message features this galaxy might have for my big wide rump.I'll just put it all back later... Maybe~