Your New Feye-rari (Patreon)

Mega Feye has some strong opinions on what sort of transport you’re allowed to have. It must be big, have large cushioned seating, have a stylish look to it, can easily weave through traffic, and have a great meal to mile ratio for refueling. Your car is none of these things, so it has to go. But good news! You get a free upgrade to the new Mega Feye model, once she’s fed a few dozen pizzas from your workplace that is. Start fueling her, Josh!~