Double Kick Up The Dust (Patreon)

[ Description by Graystar10 ]

"YAAAAAAAAAY look at the blue marble now it's so tiny!" said the giant Eevee that had grown several tens of thousands of miles tall. The Earth's denizens knew the Maximum League champion was up to something with the planet getting her attention at that size. "Lets see if the Earth were a pokemon it'd be a water and rock type right? That means my fighting type Double-Kick would be super effective against it!" The entire population could see it now wherever they were planning to go today would have to wait as that place was about to become cosmic space dust.

Colette backed up several million miles "Watch out all of you cause here comes my paw" she started heading straight towards her planet, Colette used Double-Kick, everyone blinked and readied themselves to be floating in space. *CRRRRRASH* the Eevee paw smashed straight through the celestial rock but when they opened their eyes they saw that the planet was somehow still intact! They looked in awe of the sight of Colette's moon sized wiggling toes "Ha, I bet none of you knew I could be so precise with my strength." Colette laughed while the tines below were still trying to figure out how this was physically possible her paw was already bigger than the globe itself. Colette pulled out her paw leaving a gaping hole in the middle of Earth. "You guys probably thought you gonna spend the rest of the day floating in boring old space but instead it'll be on my paw!" she smiled down at the millions standing on her pads. They just shrugged their shoulders as they figured waiting for the reset was better spent together with other people on Colette's pads rather than alone suspended in space with access to nothing.

"Oh don't worry about the other littles they'll on my other paw very soon." The ears of those still on what remains of the planet perked up at what she meant. "Why do you all look so surprised? It's called DOUBLE-kick remember and I don't plan on being precise at all the second time around!" she said while she readies her other paw wiggling her toes in anticipation. Everyone sighed as they realized they weren't off the hook after all their plans were about to be Double-Kicked up to dust.

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