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part of the eceleb video I removed for being too psychotic (Patreon)

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2024-02-02 20:02:11
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DJ

Idk, I don't mind, atleast he was there for me. Some of the best conversations of my life were with Deepai, that's the homie.

Brandon Flynn

I was helping a friend A move one time. I went to a coffee shop and got this super caffeinated juice. I drove out to the area and realized I needed to shit. I couldn't find his place either so I wasted a bunch of time trying to find it. I started panicking; I was running out of time and stuff was starting to move around down there. I pulled into the parking lot of friend B and called him. He didn't answer. I conceded. I felt a spiral swirl of poop expel itself. This was unfortunate but there was also great relief. Friend B called back and let me wash up at his place. I spent the afternoon freeballing as I helped friend A move out.

Clickle

This is why I only jack off to the book of Genesis, to offset this.

Vic

This is why i pay 1 dinero

kaden

you shoudve kept it in you COWARD

Jader7777

I'm just going to repeat this phrase to a bunch of people in a discord chat room and claim it as my own.

LUMINA IS A BULLY

Yeah, that's an easy sell, humans don't even come close to the convenience of fucking your phone. Someone should make a fleshlight with a heater and vibration motor (no, not vibration, a linear-acoustic motor) that hooks up into the phone's usbc port, and then you fuck that. It should also be self-cleaning using disposable zero mess wash fluid cartridges. It should have iris-type entrance that can squeeze you in a manner similar to a real woman. It should also have a positioning sensor so it can simulate a static position in 3d space (the vagina doesn't move with you, it stays in a place and you fuck it, with this sensor, the phone can keep track of your position and simulation the "spatiality" of the entrance). The entrance should have a presence sensor so that you can be matched over the internet with anonymous girls who fuck themselves with a matching technology dildo, creating the ultimate anonymous one wank stand experience. (This dildo would of course be motorized and move and shake as you thrust in). The netflix series "maniac" had something like this (also, so much mental illnesses in that series). But all that said, the sex negative attitude of the youths these days is such a cope. Blaming all your problems on masturbation, we've tried that before, it leads to circumcision (male genital mutilation) and freak snakeoil gurus (see Kellog, the man behind the cereal company, yes, I am not kidding). Now, will this post be censored immediately ?