You're Sacrificed To A Volatile Volcano Goddess! (Patreon)

Okay guys, y'all voted for "Being Sacrificed To A Horny Goddess" as an exclusive so here it is, she's now been born into existence with a name because I think she'll be fun later. :3

A feisty but rather lonesome lesser goddess, Vaira commands a volcano in the mountains and is known to bully the villagers down below just for some attention. She's most infamous for her regular demands for sacrifices and unfortunately, you were picked to be sent up to her today!  

Vaira shares a love/hate relationship with humans, wanting to interact and play among them (as seen by her wanting to play as a human by ordering Amazon Prime,) but also wanting the respect she sees given to the higher goddesses who are revered for their awesome powers.  

Unfortunately, her powers are not so grand and her status is much the same and she is oft onery because of it - but even so, you can see the good in her, even if her understanding of proverbs, idioms, and horses is a bit... lacking.  

Won't you convince this feisty little goddess that there's more to life than dick and fast shipping?