Help me with dialogue for this pinup! (Patreon)

Last week's pinup challenge worked out well so if you want, help me with some dialogue or narration and I'll clean and paint this cartoon and probably include your words! Why did Macy take on a job at the strip joint? What are the weirdos in the crowd saying? YOU decide! Also, new Macy comic page later this week! AND, COMMISSIONS OPEN.