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Tim and Ray discuss what’s left of this country, Tim’s job search, paid celebrity appearances, garbage cans, the legalization of everything, pull-ups, AIDS the ride, ethnic foods, Joe Scarborough’s intern, the nobility in losing and why we can’t stop seeking pleasure.

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Scott Brown

Never been first in anything this is great

Zach Allen

2025 THE YEAR OF THE PIG!

Mean Mike

Nice of you to turn up

Derek

My day is already looking brighter!

2 chainz

I had a feeling I’d get some slop today.

Jax

Slop for the pen

__

About time pig.

Costas Makrides

Finally the pig cleaned his hooves and left us some mud

Motts

I almost said the N word

Jo Lynn

So ready to listen from my sloped roof.

Cory

2+ hours thanks

Robin S

The best part abt Ray on Tim's pod is when he makes Tim weak AF w laughter

Bad As Can

Trump 2024 What’s up my nickel?

Noah Frano

Will abruptly stop any thing I’m doing to put this pod on

Kuame

I HATE THIS GUY RAY! He is not funny one bit.

Kuame

Cancelled my subscription! Ring back Ben.

You

Fuck yeah!

Erik Madden

Look at all the piggies excited for their slop after being so angry and oinking up a storm mmmmm yum yum yum how does it taste piggy

Doug Brown

Taking off on a plane and this ep popped up thanks Tim

Tyler

Ray: stop breathing into the fucking microphone. I know you’re 1200 pounds but Jesus

Max Northrop

Mainstream media is dead. All the remains as a reliable source is Tim and Ray. God what a collapsing empire

AT143

The fat man arrives

Jack Ruby

Get Ray off the mic and into an assisted living facility

Mr Cras

Slop time.

Sam

Finally…gawd damn bro

wtf

RAY KUMP FOR TRAIN CZAR 2025

Jason

Let's get sloppy. Kump me up!

Kumpslut

Raymond!! This is not Eddie Murphy!!! WTF happened to Botany Bob?

Jo Lynn

I love when Ray talks about his running days.

Lykkai

give Tim a seat in that cabinet

Bryan Eller

Tim is observant but sort of retarded when it comes to cause and effect. We went into Latin America thinking we were knocking over dictators, but what we did was created the cartels. Now we got immigrants at our doorstep thanks to Regan voters that voted for Trump. You retards created the immigration problem decades ago.

Matthew

OVER 2 HOURS… GOD IS REAL

Barry Keane

Tim dillon for press czar

Thomas Carrigan

These Raymond pig email notifications give me a bigger dopamine hit than snap nudes

Koko97

Wow god is great

General Consensus

No no we went there knocking over democratically elected people who wanted to nationalize resources… so we then allowed cartels or in the east dictators give us great deals on said resources…

William Alton

Bless you Tim and Ray for the two hours of joy I am about to receive 🫡

Judy Ginter

Only Ray makes Tim laugh with tears

General Consensus

Over two hours? Jesus Tim better make sure it’s not too diluted (the slop I mean) for his usual users of said slop.

ickna

Tim for press secretary

Allie

2.5 hours… omg I needed this

Gugardo Mumundo

Your next episode should be your audition tape for Press Secretary

Helen

Omg yes another Ray episode. I swear tim doesn’t laugh like this with anyone else lmao love these 2 together

Alex

love ray but his manatee breathing into the mic on this is crazy

DentonVisual

Where is my money Ray? Pay up you pig! This is Trump's America now, no more of your freeloading. 🦅 🐖🔫🥓

Esteban Wonton

Tim Dillon is the Hero America needs

Esteban Wonton

Every stay at home Jew south of Merrick Road in Bellmore,Seaford,Merrick needs to recognize his greatness

Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos

I love that, at a certain point, they are completely powerless to avoid the show devolving into two fat guys talking about food... A+

RangoonSLUT

Raymond ask the flight attendant for a belt extender because it's time to buckle the fuck up. No more freeloading piggy!

Matt

We Love Ray and Tim!!

Wesley Tilley

Two pigs nasally huffing and puffing in between words while discussing how fat Americans are is peak comedy

A

WE LOVE KUMP

A

RAYMOND FOR HEAD OF THE FDA

Matthew Burns

who do you have to blow around here to get a rothschild episode?

A

Does anyone know if black men’s cryptocurrency deposits are protected? Kamala’s silence on this is deafening, and many of my black friends and worried sick over the safety of their crypto wallets

Mike

Why this fat ass kump breathing in the fuckin mic like he walked up 1 flight of stairs Jesus

sean

thank u for the ray episodes lately u guys are goated

William Alton

The way Ray says “pull up” will haunt me for ever. The emphases on the last P is wild lol

Ted

Your not inviting Ray. Your little lunch with RFK and Dr Oz and your not bringing Ray. You know Tims paying the check.

AJ Kerr

I WANNA FUCK UNCLE RAY!

Anastasia Beaverhausen

I recently had a baby and read a little about childhood vax. There are some studies showing a link between a pregnant mother’s immune response after tdap vax and a baby’s possible development of ADHD. An alternative is to get the tdap vax after birth and pass antibodies to baby via breastmilk. I don’t know if these are high quality studies. The MMR (measles) vax is the one ppl typically connect with autism. It’s a live virus vax. The measles virus can cause neurological damage. Some ppl suspect the vax could cause neurological damage in vulnerable children in the same way getting the actual illness does because it’s a live virus vax. I waited until after my son was fully talking to get MMR bc he wasn’t in daycare at the time anyway.

Jeff

Man I wish Tim and Ray would go on Rogan together at some point. On that note, why hasn’t Ray been on Rogan!? The man deserves the bump.

jesse gallagher

Legalize drugs? Has Tim forgotten the hellscape in Oregon from our experience of legalizing drugs? Don't get me wrong, drugs can be great. But the people are retarded.

Ryan Ebner

Tim the only thing you’ll be doing is attending RFKs fat camp

Sam

I hope Ray is getting paid well. Thank you overlord Tim for bringing him and Lucy out of poverty

MC Ultra

Give me KUMP!!

Jenn

Running vs pull up is endurance vs strength but you are right Ray exercise is esteem building and a valuable characteristic to be capable of doing something 💪

Kuame

Terrible, I feel dumb for listening to this. Ray has ruined this show. If u think he is funny then you must be very low iq. Tim 2018-2022, good bye.

Brad poland

This is the pull up conversation I thought they would have

Patreon User

Drinking game: take a shot every time Ray breaths into the mic.

G B

the notorious fitness icons strike again

BS

Come to Portland pig!

Muhammad married a 6 year old

Are the retards who “created” the immigration problem in the room with us? You think its only taccos and enchiladas coming over the border? Have you tried removing the vibrater from your ass and tried to think before you write stupid shit like that?

James Ogden

Super Sized Slop. Eat up pigs.

Blender Bottle

Pitch Kump as the inaugural “Mortician General”

Alec Patsey

“Moneys fake, why can’t you make it” - maybe one of rays best without knowing it

Steve Neal

Of course the longest episode would be the Ray’s labored breathing episode.

Jwpepper

You two should be the metric by which RFK juniors success is measured. If you’re still fat in 4 years, he’s failed.

Thomas

"Don't act like your pussy isn't out on the streets"

Thomas

Ray is so fukin funny 😁 😂

nicole neal

If tim doesn't get a job as press secretary - he has let our country down.

Backdoor Benji

I’m only subbed to this because Ray comes on paytch. Best TD episodes are old ones w/ Ray. New here?

S

i hate patreon. video is necessary with this level of content

Anastasia Beaverhausen

No issues after MMR vax but I waited until my son was 3 and he never caught the MMR virus while unvaxed. No issues with declining tdap while pregnant. I found it helpful to find a pediatrician that lets you do one vax at a time. It’s more time consuming but it gave me peace of mind. I didn’t take ibuprofen/acetaminophen regularly while pregnant but i did take it a couple times for bad headaches at night (look up the 2020 adhd study). Take 1g omega3 dha + pre natal + 500mg choline. The Vaccine Friendly Doctor is a good book to learn more abou

Darrin

Kump for secretary of transportation

Sweet Baby Ray sauce

No yawning during the podcast Sweet Baby Raymond! Also German food SUCKS

Sean Murray

I love to listen to Ray exhale into the mic keep going big guy

Ani

Especially when the broadcasters are so svelt & handsome!

Philip S.

"Nobody knows what's going on." -Terence McKenna

Sam B

Ray Kump is ruining this show.

Barry-O

No way! Ray is built sturdy like a BK fryer- I say he loses a couple stones and starts bow hunting with Rogan.

Jake

Did he actually post a Rothschild episode? Don't want to bother subscribing

Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)

I love Tim's imitation of Rogan .."Hey Ma'am, you are black? Ma'an" nothing can sound farther from real JR, but I love it.. Give Joe an asian accent for some reason... Time stamp: 48:07

Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)

Hahaha, Tim took him with him on ones of Tim's appearances on 2021 if I remember correctly. And it seems Ray fucked it up at "hello" with Rogan ... so I don't think that will ever happened.

A

Some of you losers haven’t had currywurst and it shows. German food rocks the house down

WickedLobstah

We have absolutely lowered the bar for talent

Aintshook

German food? Schnitzel? Spatzel? Red cabbage?? I respectfully disagree. Good German food is Outstanding.

C

My personal jesus, for christ.

Jay

🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸

Nick Palance Show

"Hi, Tim Dillon here from the White House. One question for you. Yes or yes?"

Liam

Ray saying “where the fuck did Goofy come from” killed me. Lmao

Clinton Body Count

Pig will be invited to the inauguration. Yes or yes?

Rattlesnakejake

As the pig taught us all business is fake business till it’s not

Hotslootz

Ray is one sick S.O.B

philfarai

He actually posted a 2 hour episode as well as a bonus 1 hour episode about an hour ago :)

Orlando

I’m actually sedentary, now go walk your dog you lonely fuck

Aaron Brohman

The breathing in the mic is fucking WILD

Michael

Dillon | Krump 2028

Des

Borderline unlistenable with the breathing

Anthony Montana

U are what is known in the biz as human trash mongoloid waste. No one cares about ur loser thoughts and feelings. Check out permanently dirtbag!

Anthony Montana

wtf??? Who the fuck are u dumbass? Some kind of wanna be genius. Ur scum and clearly on drugs urslef

Anthony Montana

When I was little mommy and daddy took turns beating me. I liked it. I’m going to go on to do great things🇺🇸

Anthony Montana

Fuck u ASSHOLE keep ur less than nothing subhuman mongo opinions to urself no one cares just like mommy doesn’t care dirtbag

James Millward

Candy wasn’t King Ralph, that was Goodman.

Tommy

Lmao at 34:25

arthur westerfer

Ray fell into a hole about 8 mins in. Can’t hear shit he says lol

MOGGED

Tim n Ray goin back 2 back

Zach

“We used to have real musicals.” - Ray Kump

Kuame

Worst episode ever, this patreon is now for stupid lonely divorced men. Rip Tim, 2018-2021 (the golden age with Ben). You have to have the Iq of a doorknob to listen to this through and worst actually replay it. His old episodes with Ben can be replayed 2 or 3 times every year. This Ray guy IS NOT FUNNY! All he does is agree with Tim and then laugh! Trash, start commenting on these events alone, what does Ray add?

Steven

Timmy D should be the press secretary of the Trump administration

Kuame

Search episode 135 about teachers and all the episodes around that time - pure genius, then you now have these two talking like they are 12 years old kids, nothing funny. I want my refund.

Johnny Maro

King Ralph was John Goodman not John Candy

Ani

Tim saying that the MAGA crew are diverse lolllll

Jack Jenkins

All I want for christmas is for Ray to have a massive stroke.

Javier Vargas

Nothing gives me more joy than Tim’s impression of Ray 🤣

Mag Reg

When Ray Kump speaks I want to end it all

phosphate

Two morbidly obese fat fucks giving opinions on nutrition 😂

Blake Smith

Love ray best guest by far

Tim’s #1 Piglet

Whoever hates on Ray is a massive fuckin faggot, the man is a national treasure and a beacon of health

Logiebear

21:30 real ones know the reference

Timothy MacDonald

That was great. i am 55, and one of the puzzlements of my childhood was how old do you have to be to have ever seen a mickey mouse cartoon, it made no sense. A warner brothers world starring bugs bunny would have made some sense. And its even more obscure why mickey is the focal point if you are younger than me.

Christian Glen

Ray is constantly on one of the most popular shows in America, and is not that famous or successful himself. He is the Brendan Schaub of the Tim Dillon universe.

annieviolent

I worked at the EOP during Trump's last go and it was weird AF.

Alan C

Dude why you on here then hahahaha just to say dumb shit. Master at work

Alan C

So don't listen Jesus H Christ, these losers on here complaining about the slop. Go watch the view already

Alan C

There's alot of Tom Segura fans on here complaining about missing Ben. Why don't you subscribe to lemon party Patreon? Is Ben still doing podcasts or just enjoying life in the house Timmy bought him?

Roy

Get all up in my ears Kump! 🤤🥴

Tyler

Rename pod

Roger Herman

God. Imagine simping for Ben 2 years later still. You cucks need a producer to laugh over Tim? The new one does that plenty.

Lydia

Shots fired.

Danny Cook

As a British citizen. The inclusion of Corys World to The Tim Dillon is wild. My favourite meal deal is the Turkey and trimmings sandwich, mini cheddars and a orange lucazade 😎

Megan H

My heart is broken knowing that the Tim and Trish collab may never be. Pray 4 me.

Nick

Tim says the leftists like losing. The Dems get off to losing. Losing is the only thing that can still make Pelosi squirt.

Castlebar

Disrespectful to Indian food

Castlebar

Football, margaritas, gun, GFE Pure bliss

Barry-O

German food easily top 5. Timmy's food takes are not his best takes...

Darius Scorgie

I only rejoined the Patreon to hear the dulcet tones of Ray Kump. God bless the Kumpster.

10000 Reasons

German food is subpar because they used ovens for the wrong application. Had they focused on culinary pursuits, they’d MAYBE be top 10. I wish you well. Be best

Christian Glen

Did you know that 13% of Dogs commit almost half of all the Dog crime each year?

Dane Escobar

Ray Kump is only qualified to be a shift leader at a New Jersey Arby’s or maybe an entry level clerk at GameStop. Nothing more.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"I'm asking for a job...there's gotta be some type of cold calling position I can do"

Emilia Tessaro

Tim describing what him and Ray order at Taco Bell could be a Soft White Underbelly episode

Nickolas Allen

Tims rant this episode is one for the ages.

Carolina McKenna

This episode won’t load for me is anyone else having this issue

azza rath

This app is wank.

10000 Reasons

He is the universe to Tim Dillon- up to Tim how much he wants to explore. And no this isn’t code for Tim to explore Kump’s asshole

John Zupkus

“I’m looking for the GFE”

Kuame

His voice alone is enough to have him shot, that Ray guy! Every sound he makes me want to baff and its every second. The jokes never land. Silly giggles

Emily Gonzalez

i will personally pay $500 per month if it means kump will start a speech therapy treatment

Anna O

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

Brandon Lee

34:42 that "9-11" was quick hahaha 🤣

Alex

can ray stop breathing into the mic the fat slob

Eric

A bonus ep this long w ray > months of therapy

HummerEV96

Trump Admin needs to give Tim a job.

Bennett Freeman

This shit is not watchable with ray breathing into the mic like that

Jonathan

Ray episodes are the best

Jason Chanta

Ray kump for secretary of education

Haley Price

If I took a shot every time Ray said “look,” I’d be on the streets by a casino

WillL

As a British fan it’s fucking hilarious to hear you listening to British TikTok 😂😂 we wish them well