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Bonus #268 - The Oregon Trail (ft. Ray Kump) (Patreon)

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Tim and Ray talk about criminals, Thanksgiving, psychedelics, being a godfather, Billie Eillish, limos, a live pizza review and being king for day

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Comments

Lucas Sure

Damn Tim, I JUST got caught up on the eps I missed on vacation between you and MSSP. You’re on a roll😂

Kevin

Let's go oregon checking in

James Jepsen

Ray has died from dysentery we wish him well

Koko97

This is truly full circle from the Pizza Hut buffet EP.

Matthew

Great day for something like this Tim

Gugardo Mumundo

Thanks for being on time. We don’t want to have to yell at you. But it’s business. Fake business. Comes with the territory

bmp010

Blessed

Will

Nice new episode. Hope he talks about the end of an empire again 😁

OC_Treon

Thank God; let the pigs eat NOW

Motts

TY dad for multiple drops. I know I am going to give this a BOOM!

AT143

I will eat my slop happily

Koko97

God I love these little piglets.

A

VIVA KUMP

Delyn Kirstein

The only thing holding ray back from getting a neck tattoo, is him having no neck.

Tom Meyer

Pigs…..time to feast.

Susan Sarandon

Need you to show cheeks like Mike for the holidays please and thank you

mark kuchonowski

Please check out Benjamin Studebaker's "The Way is shut" think it would seriously bolster everything you do. love you guys.

AT143

Tim’s sweet voice penetrating my ears is just what I needed to relax before bed

Jaxon Emery

o thank ye for yon bountiful slop

wtf

SLOP SLOP SLOP FEED SLOP TO MY FACE

Benjamin Burney

I only dabble in Tim’s patreon. When did Ray become a staple and why? Ruins it for me. Put Ray behind a camera and give paying members video?

Disabled Penguin

I'm still holding out hope for a Rothschild.

herbius derbius

I like to close my eyes and imagine two beached whales having a conversation...

Mr. Smith

If I wanted to listen to Ray I'd pay for his Patreon?

Hector Rivero

Please work out tim we need you too live a very long time ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Norton

where is #267?

Chris chonk
>>155943412

What in gods name does someone named Benjamin Burney know about comedy that could possibly be better than ray kump (Kump 2028).

Mike Jones

The new Mayor of Palm Beach

Disabled Penguin
>>155943453

By my calculations Mr. Dillon owes us 7 hours of videos. We should audit him. No more Rolls Royces

Dick Olson III

Yay now I can get this noose off my neck. 🤣

MushroomPilot

Let’s fucking gooo Ray marathon all the way

Jeff
>>155943796

Good. Was a bad look for you. I think you’re more of a chain kind of guy. Just kidding I’m gay.

Chad D

Where the hell is the Rothschild's episodes. Fake business

Fat JC

This is a hilarious podcast

Dim Tillon

Since the new producer, the volume is always too low. Let’s get the volume back to where it should be

James

Always good to hear from the Secretary and under Secretary of the Interior

Jax

What was #267, im poor. Sorry

Nick B

Bring back Ray permanently

John

Hahaha Tim disowning his God son was so fucking predictable

Ferragamo Falcon

When ray said “that’s telling maybe” I just out laughing. He probably was fucking the dog

Mike N

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for Tim and Ray. They have provided me with so many lolz over the past few years. Best regards, Mike

CoreyDiditAgain

When Tim laughs before Ray even says anything 👌🏽

Jason Pourne

Either launch a new pod with Ray or stop having him on every episode please

listener

Hello Tim, Thank you.

Daniel

Bad luck they have, those people 🤣

G B

Big and Bigger at it again

Cole

Kump

Seth Hollinsworth

Tim sounds depressed....... don't worry we are too that's why we listen

Barry-O

Love to you from Oregon Brodi

Kuame
>>155945489

Ray has ruined this show, used to be that intelligent people found this show funny. Now it’s trash, no different from any other clown show. I have to watch at 1.5 speed and cancelled my membership. This is stupid, kids…when you discover something great (especially rare talent) keep it to yourself, yokels will dilute it eventually if you let them know.

Sean Guest

Popcorn now... or burger King later? I love these choices because other then opioids nothing in this world has made me vomit more then popcorn and burger king. 😆

Kuame

Garbage, those days with Ben, the golden age. When comedians laugh at their own jokes (like this episode) you know it’s over! 🗑️🚮

BlueWizard

Great goodness it’s a thanksgiving miracle!! I live in oregon and Tim has become my role model, muse and singular purpose and this just makes my day ESPECIALLY with the great and mighty Ray Kump !!!!

C

Kump Dillon 2028. Plz pig masters lol:3

2 chainz

Tim if you don’t notice me I will unsubscribe eventually

Sean

Lishen to me!!! Keep Kump on every Patreon!!!

TNF Chris Uchiha
>>155948883

You are actually retarded Ben and Tim together was the renaissance. But this duo is the original golden age on tim Dillons going to hell. Fake fan fr

TNF Chris Uchiha
>>155945489

Your dumb buddy this was the original show and it’s coming back with a fuxking bang. Get lost if you don’t enjoy Kump fag

Dino Fonz

My god, you’re giving the people what they really want Pig!

Frankie

#267.. where?

Dan O'Hara

The word is “transient” not mobile or shifty lol Tim the transient tranny

C

The words transients and transiense u philistine lol

Sam

I will fall asleep this evening with Raymond’s sweet voice in my ears, and Tim’s wisdom indoctrinating my brain.

Ryan Krause

My God, I absolutely love love when Tim and Ray make each other laugh their fucking asses off. I know laughter is contagious, but this stuff gives me 100% pure joy.

Josh Bartlett

The ice cream and popcorn bit, I'll do anything, and I mean anything. I'll lube up and get freaky at the diddy party

Bryan

Tim is so fat

Poutine

Totally spoiled with Ray

Mr. Dillon

I have strong fat, not like you. You’re disgusting fat. You will never be beautiful like me

philfarai

Your Godsons parents are getting divorced?? Need the lore. Somebody spill the tea

Sam B

Why do people like ray? He has ruined the Patreon

Cory McDonald

Can I get one episode without Ray? I'm going to cancel my membership because I can't stand Ray. Maybe once every now and then but I only enjoy the free content now because Ray is on here so much. Fml

Nick Combs

Ray is a scourge upon humanity!!!

Nelson
>>155956865

Idk I think he’s funny. I like when him and Tim talk for some reason. He doesn’t make my laugh out loud, but I often smile at things he says. Maybe sometimes because of his voice

Bryan

You can hear them get fatter

Ani

Was not notified of this drop until now (midnight) and I feel robbed of slop time

Ani

I always wonder how much I would’ve fucked up my life if Tim was straight bc his charm & mild sociopathy in the porch days would’ve worked so well on me 💀

Alex Gullen

Agree, industry and commerce if fun. Especially banking, since the Scottish pirate William Paterson founded the Bank of England (albeit with some financial backing from the man from Maine/Mass, William Phipps with his Spanish booty - also famous for convening the Salem Witch Trial’s Court). What with the other Scottish masons, bootleggers and pirates that traded opium into China, set up the offshore money laundering machine (Hong Kong and HSBC), things have been going gangbusters ever since!

Ani

Tim you better stay involved w your Chinese godson’s life and not be another idiot to let him down, you massive pig.

Cory McDonald
>>155958676

I like Ray in moderation. I'm mostly here for Tim And he doesn't go off like he usually does when he has a guest.

osushii 🍣

was nomad the word u were looking for tim

William Alton

Just invite Sam Hyde to your family Thanksgiving and see what happens Tim

Anthony Montana
>>155945489

2024 just joined wanna be fucking scumbag. Do urself a favor buddy and consider taking a long walk into the park if u get my drift buddy ur clearly sub human scumbag

Anthony Montana

Abandoning ur godson after his yuppie clout chasing parents threw their own child in the garbage by divorcing in the first place is the right move. A classy move really. U spent a lot of money on a child who couldn’t even figure out how to keep his parents together! God bless u and ur benevolent wisdom. Tim is our god emperor 🫡🇺🇸

LI LOUD
>>155956865

I think Tim needs Ray Tim needs an audience to either laugh or volley to conversation Ray is funny but Tim on tirades is peak

B_n4sty

Thank you to our porcine princes.

Bryan Albin

Jeez Ray way to bring down the mood 😂

Oscar Wild

A vote for Tim is a vote for the people

James Millward

If I wanted to listen to 2 fat people eat I’d have dinner with my wife.

Michael Fyfe

Holy crap this one’s hilarious

Kari

Transient

jhon

I want an episode where Tim and ray eat while they talk. I need them to pontificate while eating room service and Taco Bell

Darius Scorgie

This Kump run is fucking glorious, it’s like the going to hell days, I just can’t get enough of it!

Skylar Hall
>>155981490

Surprised they've never done a mukbang (as im literally listening to them talk about Korean pop culture) haha.

Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
>>155956865

Boy, go dive into the archives and you would understand how the idea of this show was created. Tim and Ray in Ray's old car driven from NYC to Long Island and driving through taco bell at 2am. This is the show

Andrew Farquhar

Kump has been fantastic, also the whole god son thing is MINT

Langston Knipler

A teenager opinion on psychedelics is irrelevant

Jaryd Potapinski

Love this. Thanks for the best duo in podcasting

Matt

Yeah nomadic

Jeff

21:02 fantastic Ray noises

Eric Fields

Ray is an alien from men in black and he sounds like the alien is trying to escape the human carcass

Megs

Transients

Stanley Tweedle

I love how Ray hesitated like he wasn’t going to eat that cardboard

Alex Cetan

Life in the big city..

Max

Tim will you be my godfather?

Casey

Take your cock out

Casey

Nooo their eating I’m done

Andrew Wuamett

Is Ray capable of stringing along more than 2 words together while enunciating? Tf

sean bean

These episodes feel straight out of the archives great stuff Tim and Ray

Positivity

Great episode. Please keep Ray on as much as possible Tim. We pay for Ray.

DentonVisual

I think transient is the word you were searching for at 11:00 Tim?

Dane Escobar

Ray comparing vehicular manslaughter to an orangutan attacking a human really sums up his level of intelligence and grasp on reality. I’d rather endure the games from the “Saw” movies than hang out with that fat fuck for five minutes.

Castlebar

For your 40th bday it’s time to finally make it Tim and buy a house in Garden City

Castlebar

The Chi-nee godson will be your assassin

BlassReiter1100cc

16:00 Jesus Tim are you really already name dropping rfk?

C
>>156021866

No i think we all already knew their the new gypsies.cause they defffffinitly dont have a viable homeland anymore:/ so in the coming decades expects caravans of Palestinians with foghting dogs traveling in busted up winnebagos. Europe thought they didntlike the travelers before, shit Now it gets funny.

Castlebar

It was supposed to be the best day of your life. Instead you’re on the pavement in East Meadow

Castlebar

Similar origin story of Lisa’s Lounge

Glamzaboy

It’s so funny how censored Tim is when it comes to the trump crew. He hates talking about them negatively

Brett O

What happnned to ep 267?

Lisa Baird

Transient. I believe the word is transient.

Zachary Durkin

Very sorry to hear about the Chinese God Son. We wish him well.

Haley Price

Hearing Ray read anything made me wish I had been killed in a car accident with my wedding party

Kadmus Machupa

Tim and Ray both dropping new patreon episodes within 3 hours / like xmas morning / i came twice/ came or cummed? What’s the official past tense in the websters?

Will Brackett

“What am I gonna do, climb a mountain? I don’t have the shoes for it.”

Alex

10:30 the word you looking for is nomadic

Dr. Hugh Mungus

Dude. Ray and Tim. You fucking idiots can’t enjoy the show, and know Tim and Ray accent each other.

Aintshook

Jesus enough of the Indians helped us. When they weren’t slaughtering each other they were trying their best to kill whitey While killing each other brutally. We fought each other for damn near 400 years and BOTH sides did horrific atrocities- a Lot. Peaceful people my dying Ass that’s Bullshit read a history book that Isn’t modern/ woke. Fucking Hell people- ALL People have been brutal just trying to Survive since the beginning of humanity.

Moses J Diaz

"Limos seem to be weak in the middle!" -Ray Kump

Jay

🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸

Zzombee

@12:00 Itinerant?

tommy v

The word is transient

Dr Brainworms

11 minutes in, Me in my backyard with headphones on yelling “NOMADIC!” So loud that my neighbours can hear it 😂

MRKANE

Transient

MRKANE

Amazing episode...I was dying. Very thankful for you two. Happy Thanksgiving Tim and Ray...enjoy your feedbag. Always take the popcorn now with a no-show dad.

Kyle

Ray is like a less funny Drew Nickens…. Please any other guest or no guest

Orlando

Bring back a car ride podcast

Lisa

Me screaming “nomadic”

Dat Boi

Volume is low

Jas Gen

Tim, you can come to my Thanksgiving. I'm pretty sure we're not the invite you are looking for. Good luck PIG.

Gerson Lazo

Do i have to pay extra for episode 267?

spencer mariano

I resubscribed after listening to The really old episodes bootleg for a couple years good to see nothing has changed lol

Terry Garvey

Years of paying and we get this shit you chewing into the mic....👎

Nate B

FENTADILLA. its a serious problem in our communities Tim please give it some thought.

Vic D

Transient

Lenny Dykstra

DiGiorno now has Thanksgiving pizza. It’s neither delivery, nor turkey, nor pizza. Discuss.

Annz

Tim & Ray pivot to a true crime pod

rp public

Where the fuck is 267?

Foley's Wedding Planner

The reason I love this Patreon community is because there's nobody here that gives a shit if Ray invites Tim for Thanksgiving so he's not alone.....not a single person....

Alex Strat

Holy shit rays the funniest man on the planet 😅

Aintshook

Bring back the thanksgiving play for the kids. We can either tell our society’s history on the positive side to the future generation or we can tell them everything was wrong- which is also a lie. Every human in history has always done whatever they can to survive and provide their children a future. Safety/ stability means having the ability to be dangerous. What kind of future generation are we going to stick ourselves with? It’s not going to be a good one.

Jeffrey Middleton

Once I get done cherry picking the ones without Ray…. I’m out

Clinton Body Count
>>155958676

Hey if you went to a Tim d show and said these things I’m just warning you…you could face physical retribution. I’m just sayin…we love Ray. We would organize a coup for Ray.

Neerajsing Rajput

These pigs are trashing pizza and still eating it. Literally pigs.

Ratna Khanna

Ray, years ago said ‘there’s nothing worse than two fat guys teaming up.’ It’s happened and he was right.

Lenny Dykstra

What is RFK’s stance on the safety and efficacy of gape gloves?

M C

All jokes aside can we get a full song of the blew chew jingle Tim made on the Spotify episode? …blew chew , you got a hard cock use it responsibly .

Lenny Dykstra

Ray Kump is the wealthy, discerning man’s Paul Walter Hauser

Judy Tincher

Transient. Is the word you were looking for Tim. I prefer to be called gypsy or drifter thanks Ray.

William Alton

If one more person comments nomadic or transient I’m going to slap my wife

Gugardo Mumundo

Please release the book before Christmas so I can passive aggressively gift it to my boomer parents

Jamie Brown

I’m glad I pay money every month for the Tim and Ray podcast that would otherwise be a bottom of the barrel podcast anywhere else

Aintshook

Kump is a lying member of a no good race.

Michael Costa

You been killing it for weeks. This one a dud. I still support my king

Liz

The downfall of the country is so pathetic it's gotten boring. I don't even care if we make it or not at this point.

Mathew

More kump

Jason

My pussy’s on the street And it smells like rotten meat

Robert Walters

Honestly a Matt Gaetz cameo would be a fantastic gag gift for someone who hates him

Draven Cruz

Transient is the word for people on the move

peasandgreens

BOOMER THANKSGIVING and more of you dancing, please.

Charles

Dude why did you cancel Ridgefield?

Mimi Lafrance

Nobody makes Tim laugh like Ray 💜

Emilia Tessaro

Just here to talk about chicken parm and lasagna. Y’all should try it. Real good

Helen

Omg when they were going on about “popcorn now or burgerking later”. I was DYING 😂

whippin

can you please do some solo patreons, ray is fine or whatever but the solo pods are infinitely better and more funny

Vic

What’s Tim drunk? Ray carried this episode Timmy sounds horrible

Lukas Zywicki

Still waiting for Tim’s book to drop

Liz

I want another prediction podcast. I want an honest assessment on just how bad things will get in the next 6/12/18 months.

Roy

Pig, We need another Rant about the near future events coming..

Nelson

My grandparents live in palm beach. It is truly a remarkable place. Truly. It has the sprawling beautiful palace like houses but none of the liberal bullshit of places like LA and the hamptons. Miami is a greasy disgusting new money hellscape, a place to do cocaine and hookers. Palm beach is a place of class, elegance, and a well deserved sense of elitism. The fact that it’s an island with an actually quite finite amount of space keeps the riffraff out. I visit every spring. Life in the (small) city

Lynda

You do become like your parents , that’s life .

Xyerian

They were weak.

Fernando Valdez

Ray clocks about 36 respirations per minute. That’s not good.

Sam

Tim should suck off Ben and apologize

Dylan Cappello

Ahh, sweet Tim. Can I say im a huge fucking fan. Also the bit about F1, as someone new money like yourself. It’s about these retards strapping themselves in a car for an AP. Sign me up buddy or grow up

Nicholas Hahn

lets take a break already on ray plz thx

Mike Lowrey

At the end of this podcast, you can literally hear the fat surrounding Ray’s lungs, pushing back against the force of the air expanding his lungs when he’s trying to breathe. There is a battle taking place every time he inhales

Tyler Hass

24:40 Tim sounds just like Elmer Fudd

Max Paszkowski

“I don’t have the shoes for it”

Vergillius

Kump episode always good

Isaac Goff

You were at the lodge from hell last Thanksgiving

Alexander Shpak

"Popcorn now or burger king later" is absolutely something my dad would've done

HummerEV96

Too bad things didn't work out with Tim and his Godsons family.

Lyndsey Davis

Trying to apply a set of eyelashes, but have to wait. Crying laughing at “popcorn now or Burger King later.” 😂😂😂

Ether

It is absolutely dastardly that Rogan hasnt had a joint Tim & The Great Ray Kump episode.

Dana Anderson

every time you say newport rhode island I can’t believe it. I could never afford to live there again but I grew up there and my whole family is from there, and I’m not too far away now. If I was ever driving to the pharmacy or something and saw Tim and Ray in the other lane I’d probably crash my car. It would be an honor to bump into you guys someday, if it ever happens I’ll act very normal.

Jessica Rios

Tim literally falls out with EVERYONE. I’m sooo surprised (and happy) that him and Ray are still tight.

C

Daddy I'm watching old episodes. Plz come home lol