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Tim and Ray met up in Las Vegas to discuss many things: Aubrey Plaza and the unfortunate news of her husband's suicide, the magical wonder of David Copperfield, the impending Pornhub restrictions facing the country, and how alcohol "suddenly" became a bad thing.

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Bryon L

Was going to smoke crack but then this podcast came out. Thanks Tim!

Motts

OK

Wes

Lemme guess another food talk pod

vmh17177

Finally . Stop wasting everyone’s time just move ray into your home and our hearts

Mike Regan

Idk why anyone would marry Aubrey Plaza

K

Damn. Just now hearing about Aubrey Plaza's husband. Now's my chance to get in there!

General Consensus

I never give a shit when a a hot actress has her older husband that’s always a producer die. I never care.

Hoebag

I was going to kill myself until I found out I have a chance with Aubrey Plaza now

LLight

the fat harmonic really rings with ray kump

Esteban Wonton

Tim Dillon…. You are an American Hero. Sincerely, someone who lives in an Olive Garden house next to Gilbert AZ.

Pejman A

Why the fuck is Fake biz Enron making portable nukes Tim?

Paul Unnasch

this got me to put the musket down. thank you, tim. you saved my cat's life.

General Consensus

He said “don’t you wish you married to a man of courage like Luigi Mangione” I almost died

Vandy-B

Noooooooo why is Ray back

William Alton

Praise be a Kump episode! T’s and P’s to Aubrey Plaza. Enjoyed her on Parks and Reck.

Mike Hunt

Love my big guys

DentonVisual

I want my god damned 800 dollars Ray, don't make me Luigi you.

DentonVisual

She's sexy as fuck, in my opinion. Had a huge crush on her since parks and rec. I want her to cut herself and read dark poetry while her naked body drips blood on me while I play fortnite. 🤷‍♂️

josh

Gees I thought this was an exclusive with Plaza herself, but it’s just Kump. Probably for the best

Lucas Sure

Yum yum yum slop slop slop oink oink oink

David Bosquet

I want a refund for the entire combined month worth of episodes you’ve missed

Wenzeslau II

The words Tim and ray met in Las Vegas sent a chill down my spine as thought they’re were gonna do a Stephen paddock

Tyler Watts

GG Allin died of a drug overdose before he could kill himself on stage, sad story

Evan Kirchmer

oo Slippery Slopes is my favorite pornstar

Ted

Happy New Years to ya !! Take the fuckN show on the road.

Hannah

'A Pool Don't Fix That' is Ray's next Rap EP

Koko97

God is good god is great. Piggies put some slop on my plate.

Sean Ruffolo

The Tim Dillon Show... & Ray too -.-

PAD

Can’t believe he didn’t mention Armie hammer being the lead role in the new dark night movie

Tyler

Oh nooooo! Heckin' epic reddit emo Netflix gf is sad? :(

Lexilex

When u talked about how u respect ppl who have the constitution to off themselves, reminded me of a Louis CK but where he talks about how he could just avoid doing stuff he doesn’t want to do by doing that.. comedy genius

Blizz 102

Finally King Kump is here

bu k

I love when ray is on!

Dalton Galloway

Every patreon episode should include Kump.

oliver

great ep both of you together create golden tickets of information

Ani

It seems only fitting that Kump’s return ep is to cruelly mock a woman whose husband’s body is not cold after killing himself.. that’s life in the big city!

CactusJack

A shot for shot remake of the Mandalay Ray ep from 8 years ago

Fried Ravioli

Snort Bottom came to his senses and brought king Kump dump back.

Jason

You know it kills Tim that too many people would leave if he raised the Patreon over $5.

dehenry2

How bout grow a pair and clown elon and vivek for their h1b lunacy? Oh wait that would upset daddy rogan. Youre boring now pig

Jason

Laughing at the mental image of Kump jumping off the New Years Eve Ball and killing like 8 people he lands on.

Amoeba

So glad we are back to the funny part of this show. Tim less politics for comedy

Castlebar

Femcels made that guy kill himself Haha, idiot

Muffuletta

Cold coffee is super dangerous? What?!

Dan Katzmann

Rachel’s is permanently closed.

ff5f5ff

I was so excited when I heard the news about Aubrey, I knew he’d talk about it !

Nick

Ray manipulating Lucy with near constant threats of suicide is a great bit

Patrick Carey

Best ep in a while, of course Ray, unbecoming jokes about a suicide that is still warm, magicians, morgue stories, porn addiction and analysis of the degenerative state of the world. Thanks for the the slop piggies

Thomas Carrigan

RAAAAAAAYMOND I live and die for this duon

dehenry2

Must be a reetee to think YouTube safe content is actual clowning of the richest man to ever exist. Wait you're from Portland ofc you're reeteed

AlexJonesRaisedMe

Has he talked about how people are going to live above Costco now? Or did I just imagine it after I saw the news myself?

Ace Jones

We’re all just people who decided not to kill themself today. That’s who is here. Lol

bmp010

Two 🐐s

Micah Sapp

I only tune in for Kump episodes now

Mike Jones

Ray has his good moments

Rich

Based

MC Ultra

Praaaaaaise!!!!!

Matt Petters

We need ray and Tim live from the fires

Thomas Leitke

Whackin off to images of Aubrey Plaza during this ep is 6th ring of hell

Daniel Levay

Never forget people, the angel in It’s A Wonderful Life was a black man.

Jim

THIS is what Patreon is for. God bless these scum bags.

Kumpslut

Kump is King!

Nick Shpak

My father blew his brains out a week before Thanksgiving this year... Now that's life in the big city

applebot

5:15 he starts to display consciousness

Jeff

So you’re saying Aubrey is single? There’s a chance?

Jazz's Beard

Her beard is dead. Now she can finish coming out of the closet.

Michael Smith

Copperfield owns the George dummy , from Otto & George fame .

Jay

🇺🇸 𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 • 𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗣 • 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟴 🇺🇸

Bryan

California, we wish you well

Anthony Montana

Her crying about the 100 is hot. Makes me want to watch. Cheers 🍷

Andre Cardoso

I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest but at the same time her husband did just kiss himself

Szabo Nikolett

As a non-American i did not even know who or what was Aubrey plaza,i was wondering how a shopping center can have a husband

Ken Martin

I hope you have fire insurance

C Kirkwood

Tim can you discuss UK grooming gangs? Love from London

Byzitokone

Kump says he'll kys as a crutch just because he needs a crutch

RODsupremO

Suicide, or any being destroying itself is the saddest.

Bryan Albin

Magic is stupid There’s no greater scum of the earth than those who enjoy magic The same people who enjoy magic are the retards who clap when the plane lands 👏👏👏👏

StoicGucci

Mr. Aubrey knew the fires were coming

Prat B

Not a disease ? So you know more than the leading scientists now

Rebecca Strum

I love Rays laugh, it’s infectious

Alex Gullen

Copperfield should be relegated to the ‘Bingo’ circuit.

T F

Tim coming out swinging

Lucas Zellmer

How would you guys feel about being hit with an ozempic blowdart

Jeffrey Martin

Tm and ray is the best comedy by farrrrrrrrr

Brandon W

The greatest trick of all ! AMERICA GOES POOF ! ABRA KADABRA !!!

Bobby

The aftershock would cause even more fallout than his immediate impact

Jacqueline Birzon

Cooperfield is not married to Claudia Schiffer. Fire not Ben

Emilia Tessaro

Figured Tim would be selling sub-prime mortgages in LA right now. Life in the apocalypse. Thank u for the ep stay safe

Philly T

Tim and Ray. XL chainmail vests in a world of knife fights ❤️

Jack Brereton

Love Tim but he’s gotta stop cutting Ray off mid-thought so much. I know it’s Tim’s show but I wanted to hear what Ray recently heard about Prozac…

Thomas

The great ray kump has returned!

Jones

Mr. Kump is the fuckin man

Alex

The best magic outside of Penn and Teller is the amazing jonathan!

Christian Glen

Who would care about racist pedophile gangs being covered up by the government for nearly 2 decades? Nothing to see here. Move on, and if you ever start doubting your oligarchic masters, simply repeat the mantra "diversity is our greatest strength" until you get your mind right.

Lenny Dykstra

This is all turning into a real Hoober-Bloob Highway situation.

M C

This episode should have been called Nikki Glaser

John Lund

Tim says he's trying to get Ray to believe in God, then says the Hollywood hills have a dark energy. Immediately the Hollywood hills burn to the ground. Mark my words, that libtard atheist Ray will claim it's climate change.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim, after the raving praise this video got because of the guest, I speak for all when I say the you should have Noa Tisby on as a permanent co-host for the Patreon episodes.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Laugh track refuses to accept that he’s a failed podcaster but somehow a good actor. They’d be an even better duo now.

Guillermo Gutierrez

As an aspiring pilot, I’d love for people to clap. I believe that you should unalive yourself for having the wrong opinion.

Blender Bottle

is it garbage to have a paid account for the BangBus?

Guillermo Gutierrez

It’s racist to demand justice on behalf of brown muslim girls because their perpetrators are brown muslim men, get that through your head.

Motts

LOL I found Tim’s aunt on LinkedIn. She really is running a fake law firm ☠️

Garlic

Tim one thing I hate about you, is that you’re always right.

Lenny Dykstra

Growing up, on one shitty awkward family vacation I had an obsession with the Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey celebrity fling. It was pre-iPhone too, so all I had to go on was the tv and tabloids. It was all I could think about. Fell asleep thinking about those two hot mixed people plowing and sipping champagne. A true mutt power couple.

Saurabh Gupta

Classic Tim...more like this please

mark kuchonowski

"Hey can we get something? It was a BIT LOUD last night, it was a BIT LOUD" hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Derik Bernhardt

This is my first ever comment. I just want to say that Tim and Ray are so effing funny together. Keep doing what you do.

Christian Glen

The heat produced from Ray's sense of superiority is what caused the LA fires

Oscar

I have no complaints.

Lenny Dykstra

Do you think Derek and Mariah will get back together?

Rebop

Sounds like Ray gooned a little too much back in the day

Rebop

Very glad to hear these two philosophers' opinions on the state of porn consumption in America. truly enlightening

Knight Miester

Cancelling the subscription if you don’t address the fire soon

bmp010

Give us a fire episode pig

Guillermo Gutierrez

I learned that Ben has a cameo and that you can pay him $40 for a video. This guy would literally rather sell ass on the street than go back to living the life with Tim.

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

📵 RED ALERT 📵 Bad Friends is a lot of fun. Bobby Lee has openly stated that he loves Cum Town. Andrew Santino told someone (a student of one of a producer behind the camera) that "You're one of our people" when asked about his favorite comedian - Louis J Gomez. A totally unexpected response. Both Bad Friends have hosted the Pig and established that they really like, even love, all the cancel-type comedy of Tim, Nick, the Louis, etc. They just can't be vocal supporters in order to protect their Hollywood careers. I get it. Chris DeStefano is an amazing 3rd chair with them, or alone. They had to censor a shitload of content during his Whisky Ginger episode. So many slurs. I'm sad I can't hear the original.

Bryan

Can we just be done with the homeless?

10000 Reasons

Wait are we using the Spotify comment section to comment on the Patreon episodes? Love it. I wish you well. Skunk & domes subscribers gonna somehow be angry about this

10000 Reasons

Hey Lori, LORI- HI. Yeah. White reporter here. Last night there was a dog- a puppy that belonged to a little girl. That puppy was SKINNED alive right in front of her. In front of city hall. Do YOU somehow feel RESPONSIBLE for the crime in the this CITY??

10000 Reasons

Giuliani and the river of gold, fettuccini code, this ain’t great, and whatever episode from like 2018 where they broadcast from a PIZZA HUT CAFE IN LONG FUCKIN ISLAND

Bryan

There's no danger. There never was any danger. Implication

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Nahhhh Bad Friends is absolute garbage... just because they like cumtown, history hyenas, and Luis J Gomez doesn't mean that their funny or entertaining.. fuck their hollywood careers.. what movies or shows have either one of them been in within the last 5-10years? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Bobby Lee is just a fucking unfunny creep and Santino needs a guest like Theo Von to be funny.

10000 Reasons

What implication? “The implication that things might GO WRONNNNG if she REFUSES to sleep with me…not that anything WOULD go wrong- BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW THAT

Dane Escobar

Someone should put Ray in a box.

Bob Boblah

Hey fam can Tim post his solana address so I can send him some butthole coin?

Bryan

I've contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Cody W

Don’t know why I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest on a bonus episode of this train wreck.

Christian Glen

No one wants DEI for their favorite sports team

Bryan

Now don't you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me.

Cory McDonald

Can we stop with Kump 90 percent of the time. I'm paying for Tim but I feel like I'm getting mostly Kump slurring

Christian Glen

The Youtube show has become better than the Patreon

Daniel Mathewson

Corners are psychologically terrorizing us 🤣

CattyBoomBatty

Agree there’s magic happening when you can actually see Tim ranting in his Big Balenciaga Shades 😂😂😭

Hilary

These episodes are mostly Kump saying something understated & funny at exactly the moment Tim interrupts and starts talking over him. It works though, because you can still hear what Kump says even if it's quiet.

Casey

Dude this winter is DRY AF! in the southwest

Logan Young

i gave this guy 5 dollars because i thought Aubrey Plaza was on the episode. We're off to a bad start buddy lol

M

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

Paul Mcloughlin

Tim ray these women getting gang banged like getting pissed on and degraded. They like being roasted for it after it’s the only way they can cum.

Aya Hotdog

“finally i’m going to be happy” genuinely the funniest thing ive ever heard