Whitey Webb interview coming up (Patreon)

For anyone who thinks I’m “shilling” for Big Vaccine or Bill Gates or microchips (which I will sell and advertise if they come to fruition promo code # Tim) Whitney Webb, who has the best articles on Epstein, will be coming on to enlighten us all on the dark side of the solutions to Covid, who will expand power and who will profit. I’ve never denied that nefarious (my favorite word) forces will try to manipulate this and use it to justify all kinds of malfeasance (another good one.) I’ve only believed doctors and nurses that this virus is real and serious for people who contract it. My job is to be a comedian. Im not an antivaxxer but I think there are certainly issues with certain vaccines. I don’t research companies who make vaccines and you’re never going to see me on stage with a clip board. This show can be educational but it’s meant to be entertaining. Please go and get information for many different sources. My view on conspiracies has always been that all of them are part of a larger system to make money. That’s usually why they exist. It’s not as much ancient religions or spirituality or satanism (not that those things don’t exist) as it is just people finding new ways to rob you and leave you to die. It’s not that interesting. When you start talking about the stargate, time machines, or nurmerology I’m gone. I’m a simple man. Tell me the government blew up the Oaklahoma city building or the twin towers! Ok let’s talk! Tell me a theory about a time machine technology given to Donald Trump and I’m gonna keep eating. Stay safe out there. Fondly, Amy Schumer

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