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Bonus #191 - None Of It's Anything (Patreon)

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Tim takes to task 'Cocaine Bear' along with celebrities' lack of decorum at the Oscars. Trump may be arrested and Tim wants people to make up stories about meeting famous people.

Comments

Mean Mike

Gimmi that slop daddy

Zach

We need a Tim dillon Rosanna Bar episode

Jake Walters

When’s Raymond coming on. We need his guidance and expertise in these trying times

Alex Brown

I'm not saying we could actually do this, but hypothetically and as a thought expirement, if you posted up outside a theater with people coming out from seeing "Cocaine Bear" and you asked them if they liked it and they responded positively (like "yeah, I really liked that as an experience) and you just shot and killed them, society would be better off. I mean, that's more generous than what i would prefer, where you just gas the whole theater and anyone who would bother to see it, lacking the foresight to know what a piece of shit it is, but then Tim would die.

J

Rise & Shine

Emily Jefferson

Come to Amsterdam. There's no good food and the weather sucks but come.

Michael

13 mins in & he’s crushing this. Ain’t listened for like 6 months. This rant sounds like the shit from the porch. Is he back, has been crushing it post Ben?

Tate Cozza

I hope Tim is in Thanksgiving

Jorge Espinha

A good one. He's in good form. If only he had someone proper to bounce his ideas. A Jared Harvin type of person...

Jorge Espinha
>>104545324

A radical thought experience. I would add people that praise Rianna , Byonce or Katy Perry for anything other than their bodies.

Johnny Malloy

"That's my two cents, that you pay me for." Not after this billing cycle, buddy boy.

Jake

Anyone have the Rothschild second part of the Alex jones?

Paul Mcloughlin

Everybody knew the capitol police let the qanon shaman in. Republicans and Fox News told their audience it wasn’t true then brought it back up like it’s news.

Sponge

Who or what is hezbollah ?

Jonasz Łaba

Hey Tim! I’ve seen your show, it’s very funny! You are the person I would like to meet at some point and I hope it will be a disaster and disgusting meeting I’ll remember forever.

Sponge

So hezbollah is a man? I thought it was the group in Palestine / Israel

Jonathan Crosswhite

Get Hasbulla an entire wardrobe of Balenciaga. I bet he doesn’t have that.

Wesley Tilley

The Banshees of whatever the fuck was the most boring movie I’ve ever seen in my life!!!!! Nobody cares!!!!! Everything Everywhere All At Once is better than your top 5!!!!

Mike Jones

Thanks for coming to Palm Beach 🫠

Monica B

I like this one.

DentonVisual

I thought cocaine bear was the name of Joe Rogan’s new special at the comedy mothership

DentonVisual
>>104559614

There’s a good chance you aren’t smart and didn’t pick up on the humor. It was a great movie. But, hey, maybe all of us are wrong

Blake Diedrich

Ghislaine Maxwell would be one hell of a person to meet

Morgan

New movie idea: Cocaine Pig, a pig works at a mortgage office cold calling slobs while railing lines off the desk (that he hides from others with his keyboard) and eating a McTriple

Ghislaine Maxwell

I thought I wanted to meet Tim, but after listening to this episode I realized I just wanted to do it so I could tell the friends that I don't have. Life in the big city.

Christie Macdonald

This producer liked "EEAAO" more than "Banshees" that explains so much about how he has no idea what to laugh at LOL

Al Pacifico

Knew the friend and gf Conor McGregor tried to fuck was Ida and Devan. Went on Devan's twitter and saw a pic of Devan with McGregor, while McGregor has a hard on. Devan saying he had to pretend Ida was his sister 😂.

Devin

If Hillary Clinton won an Oscar it would sound exactly like that bitch

M

Jamie lee Curtis is so annoying. So pompous

Love Jokes

Glad you're back to (almost) shitting on your producer, Tim!

Nick G

Too many signals make people lose their minds

Soursd

Lmao tim givin the new guy the biz is hilarious lmao

Nana. B

How you get so wise. I am exhausted by the American naïveté and yet hopeful for us. We are surprisingly sensitive. . .my hope there is enough of us to reset the path.

M

I couldn’t even finish everything everywhere all at once. I’d say it’s more than little annoying

H M Rothschild-Medici

Glad to hear another week of Hunter/tyler/kyle/new ben doing the absolute bare minimum for the sound quality. Not bad enough to turn it off but not good enough to not complain.

Brian

Where Rothschild

Jackson

Very shitty takes on this episode

defo

you exhibit remarkable modesty and decorum

Jim

That last part was fucken wild! Lol Meeting your heroes

Jim

Is it “the” CIA or just CIA???

Lydon Manning

this is good stuff, finally. keep him talking periodically to get things to riff on

Lydon Manning

i feel the same way about you that blue face feels about hasbula

donny Walberg

Everything everywhere blah bla definitely sucked

Hahaha jabooey

I’m dying the whole way through 💀 this Patreon is worth $500 up front

Hahaha jabooey

You’re hitting on everything here with the womanly emotionalism CRINGE-CIETY

Dick Olson III

I'm glad I'm not in the Rothschild tier anymore getting ripped off always promised an episode fat pig is behind seven episodes.... .

Pleasureman69000

McGregor trying to bang ida. Nice. I would too.

Daniel James

Ah dam! Thought the episode was finally here but then the next word Tim said was "Bear" so I knew it wasn't today...

Pleasureman69000
>>104601327

Don't worry, all the celebrities you want to meet really want to meet you too. They will ask you about your day because they care.

Jonathan

Wtf was everything everywhere even about

Ash

GOAT. TIM you’re the person I want to meet. If GRNDR is dry in Chicago on June 9th come hang with me instead 💘

Michael Polites

Cocaine Bear was hilarious. Tim is disconnected and needs to do drugs again.

Tony Casal

i met tim once, he tried to grab my ass. super crazy man.

Chris Iacono

Tim needs another unattainable twink like Ben to balance him out-- he's grouchy mcgrouchers and not in a fun way

Emilia Tessaro

Tim we know u auditioned for the part of the bear and didnt get it- its all good

Thomas Leitke

I met Tim Dillon at the Casa del Mar in Ocean Park. He stole my USBC charger from the lobby and when I threatened to blast him on social he came to my house with a revolver and shot my dog. My ring caught it all and he knew it because looked right into the camera and whispered “you should have kept your mouth shut”

jake

If my cancer diagnosis is positive can you come ruin my sisters birthday party for my make a wish

Robert Lawrence Still
>>104621735

"He's Grouchy"???? Have u just met this guy!!!!! Tim is the Greatest RAnter,maybe ever!! its who he is!!!!!!!!!!!!! and was!!!!!!!

Fry guy

Can I have free Rothschild if I suck your dick

T O

Tim, you’re not being a snob, you’re just getting older….

Paul Van Natten

I’ll you be doing an interview with Bert? Live you both

Peter Mountjoy

I met Tim when he came to Australia last year he was genuinely a nice friendly guy so sometimes meeting famous people is not a let down.

G-Sleazy

Tim, your sketches suck

Devin Trim

You should talk about sologamy, Tim. In episode 91 you talked about marrying yourself: turns out you actually can. Great show, and thanks

Steven J Blea

I liked it. If I ever meet the pig I’m gonna lie to him.

Steven J Blea

Maybe I should get a job at a steakhouse near the airport. Then I’ll finally have a chance

Sean Dodson

I thought cocaine bear would be a movie about Joey Diaz

YanniCyclops n ChrissyChaos my Ahole is 4 DA TABLE

I remember that one time I met Tim. It was super cool. He’s actually a very genuine down to earth kinda guy. I told him this joke I made up and he was literally laughing his ass off. He liked the joke so much he bought it from me for 10k bc he’s really rich. Until we meet again Tim

Hahaha jabooey

If anyone at Patreon is reading this, your mobile app is the worst piece of software ever created and it’s not close. I was given an option to provide feedback and I sat at a loading screen for 5 minutes before giving up. And why is there no search bar for certain episodes? I mean what the fuck is going on?? I have literally hundreds of unplayed episodes but when I sort by unplayed I get zero results. I’m posting this here because the feedback prompt led me to an infinite loading screen, and I’m hoping maybe these fucktards read the comments on one of their biggest shows. DO BETTTTTERRRR.

Yakutia

Tim come to the Tampa theatre! I know your sober ass appreciates the art. Anyway, your a demon and Hasbullah is an angel. I’m being literal here, he comes from a nation that worships God, and your faggot ass comes from a nation that worships Satan.

a.wienhoffer

Cocaine Bear is just Illuminati symbolism for the impending market crash. Alex Jones is my uncle so I know these things.

Anne

This episode made me cackle

Jeremy

Alex jones called for least to cover his own ass. The riots were just starting and he knew it was too late and he got what he wanted. Timelines baby

Dr. Juice

Great ep. Please bring back Ray

Gene

100% agree about that Everything whatever movie. Saw a couple of clips on youtube. At best shoulda been a schlocky fun throw away watch movie that you forget about in one day but falls short of even that. Incredible that it was considered Oscar material.

My best blowjob was from a Muzzy

Hey Tim how do I apply to be your computer guy and w.e else that job entails? I have zero experience but I think I could do a great job. I'll also take 1/4 of what you pay the new dude lol hmu if any openings come. Plus I have an incredible life story full of comedic bliss. I'm sure others have had more interesting lives but aside how it's been going recently. Side note- you should have a full episode of you interrogating say 5-10 contestants/volunteers and judging them harshly. Then whichever person you like the most, you keep talking to for the episode. Also, if they get too plain, bland, or boring you can red button them into a tub of water idk. I think it would make for hilarious content.

Total Home Grown

I bought my tickets for Chicago theatre and then realized that’s the weekend of a bachelor party. Sadly had to pass on my tickets to my brother, but I will definitely be at the next Chicago show. Just hate I’m probably going to miss the roast of Lori who was partially responsible for my father doing federal time. 😩

Emerson Powell

I really like how you mentioned knights Templar in this episode. Keep up the good work. I wouldn’t want to meet John Mayer. I’m gonna make up stories about how I met Tim Dillon.

dgitaylor45

John Mayer? FFS. I've never been one of these goddamned bleeding hearts out to bring back Ben, but damn, dude. A John Mayer fan? This guy is a huge pussy. Second look at Ben? Or maybe just hire a switchyard hobo. At least he can roast cats over a barrel, like a man, and won't be playing Mayer songs all the time.

liz

Tim can you please touch on the Mark Harley / Brendan Shaub situation?!

Matt Ruiz

Who else agrees Tim needs to make a nutty professor like movie where he plays the entire McCain family, including Meghan? Let’s get this film made!

StiffBizkit

Really hope you never read these comments, Tim lol

z17seattle

Does Tim know about the French riots going on right now because macron raised the retirement age?

Alex Castle

Hey, Tim. Had tickets for your show in Raleigh in February that got cancelled and then missed the rescheduled show tonight because your flight got cancelled. Won’t be able to make the show on Wednesday and had to eat the hotel cost for tonight. Sad we had to miss you, but still plan on seeing you in Charleston in May. Hope it works out this time, can’t wait to see you live.

Justin

When do the episodes come out?

Carolyn

Driving around Raleigh feeling sad. Gotta work at my shitty job on Wednesday. Huge fan, going to try and find ya on tour some other time.

Handsome twink

Hey Tim/ team. I understand that I’m a worthless pig but fuck the content gotten really stale. Feed the fatty cocaine or alcohol to get him going again. It’s what we the people deserve!

TimAteBen

What is this shit pig

Igor Savenkov

Bring back the energy and vibe of what bill and hill’s last kill was. because I never stop thinking about tomorrow

pickedKnows

i hope Bret Kreischer wasn't lying when he said he put Tim and Tony Hinchcliffe in front of Legendary execs to make good movies

Michael Hilson

Tim’s at his best when he’s upset, flustered, wronged, etc. As listeners we needa ensure the Pig gets fucked with every single day to ensure he’s performing at peak Pig 🐽

Gerico Johnson

I want Tim to win an Oscar so bad now lol

John Nolan

Listen Tim. Invest in SVB. Buy the dip. Fuck Bitcoin, invest in cancer research. Wanna hangout?

Luis Rodriguez

Please help tim. My rent is due on the 1st and I got fucked over helping some dude who never paid me this month.

CrowFlyLow

i thought podcasts would be over soon but still every movie and tv show sucks. please drop episode

Kevin Stagitis

Dropped by to see if anyone helped Luis w/ rent yet 🧐

Cameron Anderson
>>104996646

What podcast did Bert say that on? I’m not surprised just haven’t heard that yet! That’s rad.

Nick Arkesteyn

But had anyone ever even smiled let alone laughed at anything papa has ever said? He is so fucking lame. I got 4 minutes into this episode and had to turn it off

Str8 World LLC

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

HummerEV96

Cocaine Bear is funny.