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Bonus #198 - Civic Joy Fund (Patreon)

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Tim looks into San Francisco's attempts to revive morale and AI taking the jobs of people who have aggrieved him.

Comments

Marty

San fran is fucked, proper fucked

Kumpslut

Timmy my boiii

Alex boukili

Love a good ol ep like this one right here. once again proving Tim is the only journalist left with any integrity left

DentonVisual

Even on the audio version, I can hear the $47,000 pair of sunglasses shining 🌟

DentonVisual

I read in the Daily Mail that Ben Avery's Twitter account is what caused the writers strike. 🤷‍♂️

Bryce Ehret

I am like jumping up and down with glee for episode

Ben Seales

TD sucks 8/10… that’s ok

Mark Beardsley

IS THIS EPISODE QUIET FOR ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT MY BLOCKED EARS

Tyler

Make Nick Mullen funny again 2023

Byzitokone

He said Hollyriders! Hollyriders!

James
>>108349547

The entire country is headed this way, left or right… we’ve degraded the civic duty beyond repair. The end of empire is near my friend

James

The end of empire is here friends! Get ready to play your violins as the cities burn

Ji Heon

An episode is not several days late and doesn’t feature a boring guest? That’s a change

Jonathan St Gay

I live in New York and I travel all around the city for work, it's 100% not abandoned, its really fucking crowded. I have no idea what Tim is talking about.

skyler Martini

Tim needs to talk about universal basic income when discussing automation

Jorge Espinha

Nice. It ends like Tim was shot or abducted. I'm glad Tim addressed the George Santos situation in a proper way. I'm a big George Santos fan "Jorginho" for his close friends , "Cassandra a Gostosa" for his closer friends. Be Best!

Jonathan

Replace San Fran

Ben Seales

Great ep. As one of piggy’s fav tech overlords said a while back ‘Tax. The. Robots.’ (And then do ubi?🤷‍♂️)

Steve Voyk

Wasn't he arguing that America deserves to be nuked a few months ago to save culture?

Hannah

Tim is our AI preacher

DB

Anyone else not receiving notifications or emails of new Patreon episodes? It stopped end of last month

J.Fine
>>108379073

Yeah, it's almost like he's a comedian and not taking these subjects seriously.

J.Fine
>>108352959

Ben Avery will be working at a Starbucks before 2023 ends. Mark my words.

Adam Osmak

They want to “inject” hope? 👀😬

Kyle Gibson

A++++ ep, thnk u cum piggy

Jenn

Didn’t get an email about this ep but I refresh every few hours or so

ross craig

AI, trans people, Ukraine, repeat. Sad

Shawn Burns

I wanna see one of these faggot writers swing a fuckin hammer for once maybe they’ll shut the fuck up about how much they get paid I hate these whiny fags

Love Jokes
>>108402387

Probably the taste and texture of Ben's cum in his mouth, the aftertaste of Ben's cum in the back of his throat, the way it hurts to sit after he gives his asshole up to Ben, how making an Asian accent is racist and harmful.

Tom

Idk man, it’s like you said, AI is not funny. I think AI will shake the tree a bit and all of the no-talent writers will fall by the wayside, but the good ones will become even more valuable.

Love Jokes
>>108365372

Better learn Mandarin/Cantonese while we still have electricity to use the app.

Daniel Levay

Tim, since we won’t have any content from other sources of entertainment for the foreseeable future; you should be generous and provide us at least 1 more episode a month, 7 if you have any heart whatsoever

Jarvis

Balloon Knot 🪢🍑 Cum Pig 🐷💦💦💦

Zach

The ai drake song is awful lol. I guess that's like most of drakes music since take care so it's at least accurate. 🤷

Patrick g

Tim, the cities are empty because it’s too expensive for anyone to live there. It’s no mystery. American capitalism has failed

Meredith Bezner

If Tim and Santos don't teamp up and replace Tucker then I don't want to be here anymore

Alex

Unfulfilled "ben"

Tape Trader

Tim is a prophet . A Long Island prophet .

Anonymous

It’s because I’m out of tp

Paddy Greene

Only 5 Rothschild episodes owed… no big deal

Lynn Chemel
>>108349547

It bleeds over to the rural communities. The people leaving the city don’t just disappear into thin air. They come to a neighborhood near you.

John

I cant tell if tmyour whole religion rant was a bit or not because it was so innaccurate that it has no path to being funny. Shit humans take advantage of weaker people nothing new or unique about it. Catholic clergy are the only religious leaders that say "we speak for god and can pass judgement on you for God" because they are a scam religion run by the black pope and the jesuit order. I have no problem with religious jokes when they are accurate and make sense because thats the point of comedy. To point out uncomfortable truths and laugh at them, if its not true then its not funny because you are just making shit up

Alex Mac Donald

You ever think about how badly we fucked up as a species where we built a society where robots taking all the jobs is a bad thing?

Draven Cruz

I haven’t listened to the episode yet but I’m going to give my two cents here. The old tim is back. Yes or yes? Ai taking jobs, looks like a real knife fight out there.

Anonymous

Going to buy toilet paper today. 3-ply probably. Not that scented Angel Soft bullshit either.

Thomas Cuff

As a Schenectady resident, I’m glad you talk about the blight affecting these areas. I lived down in Houston for 6 years, but. came back because I love the Adirondacks and the outdoors in general, but the widespread lack of opportunity is really starting to show and is generally ignored and there are dozens if not hundreds of cities around America experiencing the same pains.

Sam
>>108461990

I feel obligated to promote TUSHY bidets, because.

Anonymous

Bought, but still haven’t wiped. Waiting until I can smell myself. It’s a Jungian primal thing.

Jorge Espinha

The free podcast was of first quality. Once again Tim took us through a journey of rags to riches. A young man that climbs through life with true grit. Much better than sucession or yellowstone and blissfully shorter than both. Not to mention the fine legal and psychological analysis of the grift that tries to demolish one of the great corporations of America. Tim also contributes to bring awareness about autism. Which other podcast packs so much in a meager hour? Be Best!

Anonymous

Wiped. We’re all set. Good to go.

Emerson Powell

‘So the fentanyl addicts have a soundtrack to overdose’ 😂😂 We wish the San Francisco civic joy fund well

Taylor Breeden

The people should “learn to code” like they told truck drivers and coal miners lol

Mean Mike

Good episode timmy

David Eric Ricketts

I’ll put Dillon, our prized pig, up against anyone who talks publicly. He’s a great orator.

Anonymous

Cash App is changing their slogan to “Momeni mo’ problems”

Anonymous

Just a topical, fun joke

Jake Novak

Tim you’re back, this is one of your most important rants.

Greg

Last 2 episodes have been great man, keep it up.

TheRealOJ32

I had a garage sale last week and somebody bought a pair of gloves. I think his name was Ben.

Nicolas gowdy

I just got an Email from Fidelity Smart Money, subject: “A Cup of No”

Michael R Flynn

Jimmy dore and Timmy D are the best ranters I’ve ever heard.

Daniel James

Tim continuing the Kamala Harris theme I see: "What is time, what is on time...?"

Anonymous

I’ve got cold root syndrome. Too much caffeine I think.

Thomas Leitke

Starting a fake business based on AI. Phone calls are going well. Have some very interested venture capital investors. It’s an AI that analyzes blockchain crypto based open source data driven application CRM systems from within an IOT net 3.0 quantum server.

Thomas Leitke

I’ll never let my daughter date a robot. I’ll disown her before I have that non-animal in my house.

Draven Cruz

I just got robbed by jada pinket smith. The cops had me on hold. I’m currently enjoying a well known Asian drink, the infamous michelada.

Dawson Houser

Big citys can rot in shit. They were doomed to fail. People are spreading out. I have never been happier to live in a town of 40k people. Anymore then that. Your doomed to homless meth addicts going mad max. We take care of them immediately apon discovery here. As it should be. We put them right in the pot

Dawson Houser

the assumption that the worlds over when ai runs a majority of systems is silly. There will come a day when this happens. At the same time i think at that point money will not be a thing. Eventually people will just be able to exist. The days of people “paying to live and working to do so “ will be looked back on a crazily as we know it to be now.

Anonymous

My penis was cold. It’s not now though. Missing the days of rock hard yout. Fuckin’ 3” to 8.499” in under ten seconds man.

Thad Cully

It's crazy to me that Tim doesn't understand how dangerous it is to advocate removing pastors from churches. My greater problem is the spiritual implications, but even on a purely freedom of speech and citizen's rights talking point, it's easy to see that would be an absolutely terrible precedent to set in a already tyrannic oligarchy. One which already used a virus they created to tell people they aren't allowed to leave their homes. Give your head a shake Timmy.

z17seattle
>>108755854

Wow, a Tim Dillon fan duel-classed as a righteous internet crusader. I didn't know that was a character option.

Anonymous

Voiding a lot of chalky, semi-formed stool the past few days. Pray for me.

JayRad

Tims friend is a dumbass, 1. If you have valuables in your car you hide them 2. Lock your car 3. Dont keep anything valuable in your car to begin with

Caitlin Moore

yikes my cat woke up out of a dead sleep from Tim’s Dodja cat meowing

Dick Olson III

Again here I sit broken hearted, Tim is late and most likely retarded

Mean Mike

Where’s the episode tubby

Anonymous

Yep he’s definitely back doing the booger sugar off of hot collegiate swimmer dongs

Anonymous

Banging rails off of stiff diving board cocks

Abdallah Hiffiz

I have something I need to confess but I'm not sure I am strong enough to do it. Pray for me.

Aaron Mcclutcheon

Idk why I’m still subscribed I haven’t enjoyed an episode in months

Aaron Gunderson

I hope Tim settles down and has a family soon. I bet he would be a great dad.

Carlos Luna

Tim should go on lemon party Ben's podcasts....at least once .right?

Matt

Lol Tim not knowing that there are still bank tellers is hilarious

Lance

Who can we direct our anger at for episodes being late? I just want my bomb threats to matter.

Nestor C

This is disgusting behavior.

Casey Tubman

Thank you Tim, being late every week since I signed up has been awesome

Jacob Wilson

I am at my wits end with you...

Aaron Gunderson

Tim’s lack or respect for us is why I support him

Nick Palance Show

Tim chose a corporate steakhouse seafood tower over us.

Daniel James

Just don't keep saying 'sorry we're late folks' every single time. Go right into the episode whenever the fuck you drop it like nothing

Steven J Blea

Where the fuck is my episode? I have a box full of puppies and a gun.

Nathan Graves

What day do the new episodes come out?

Lance
>>108898720

Have you not read the comments above? Nobody fucking knows anymore

dgitaylor45

Don't complain too much. We got a Kump-free episode. If it takes a little extra time to come up with Kumpless Kontent, then that's the price of quality.

Anonymous

We pay for the talk show episode that for some reason has the same content as the free episode. We pay for the online pseudofellowship that is the comments section. The doldrums of the internet. Each of us pandering to one fat and, for all google tells us, gay man and bickering to one another across from our shitty meaningless lives in our piss-stained studio apartments.

Marty

Tim better be horrible mangled in a car crash,

Ian

You motherfucker

J.Fine

He just dropped three shitty rothschilds eps a couple of days ago (that he's owed for months), and by "pig logic" he thinks he shouldn't have to work again for a week. He's doing a patreon tier ponzi scheme, basically. Bravo, I guess?

J.Fine
>>108900700

He just dropped three roth's eps, all with raymond. So you should probably remain ray-free for awhile if that's your thing. Unless pig gets lazy and just releases another hour of that hang with ray as this weeks regular patreon episode as well. Wouldn't shock me.

Bobbie Roberts

Tim told us he is all about fake business we are suckas!

Joshua Cochran

Can’t wait for the Kamala Harris interview episode to drop.

Anonymous

No one does. I could buy like 0.8666667 of one venti nonfat caramel latte each month if I unsubscribed. Gotta budget these days though.

James

(Verse 1) In the city of shadows, where darkness does loom, There's a tale of two figures, wrapped in gloom. Tim Dillon, the comedian with jokes so bold, And Lori Lightfoot, a mayor with secrets untold. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Verse 2) Tim's humor, like a dagger, cuts through the air, While Lori, the mayor, with corruption to bear. Her schemes and deceit, hidden from plain sight, As Tim's jokes expose her, shedding light. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Bridge) With laughter as their language, they jest and they jest, Yet Tim's punchlines reveal Lori's unrest. Behind her façade, a mayor so corrupt, Their love story tainted, as shadows erupt. (Verse 3) Through scandals and controversies, they find their peace, But Tim's jokes expose Lori's deceitful lease. A love built on dark humor, but stained with lies, As Lori's corruption brings their love to demise. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Outro) In the shadows they dwelled, a twisted affair, A love story tarnished by corruption's snare. Tim Dillon and Lori Lightfoot, their tale now unfolds, A dark humor love ballad, where truth beholds.

Queefs galore

Dear diary, the pig was late today.

Aaron Gunderson

Tim please do a roleplay sketch of lori lightfoot post it in only fans

Aaron Gunderson
>>108900700

Thanks for letting me know about the RC episode drops. I upgrade when he drops a bunch and then down grade because it will be several months until the next drop.

Anonymous

Dang, Shailene Woodley looks likes she’s put on some hard miles. My word. She might need to find another day job.

Will

Please pig

Jorge Espinha

This is the best comment section in the Internet. Be Best!

Anonymous

Don’t let Shailene Woodley eat any more clay, advocate for any more horseshit activism, or tell you about her supposed illnesses. Her true diagnosis is pre-fattyboombatty and the whole fucking world knows it.

David Mettee
>>108898720

Whenever fat boy decides to get off his fat ass and record himself talking for hour.

Ace Jones

The Covid run has finally ended. Gonna need a Rogan bump every few months to keep this bloated pig of a podcast alive

Mean Mike

That 8 ball of coke must be running low, so I expect a half assed 51 minute episode with poor quality sound tomorrow.

Nestor C

Imagine the new episode has a guest. Fuck you, Tim.

Taargus Taargus

Episode will be late this week Tim is getting a Moloch statue installed in his hedge maze

Greyman

Stop sucking lacrosse guys off and get us our episode you fat fuck !

Cole Doughty

Fill my trough with content you fat pig.

Dee

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Handsome twink

New Tim is a socialist after watching hours of Husain piker content. Free ep b4 patreon goes against everything this capitalist pig stands for.

Casey Tubman

He really dropped a free episode before one people actually pay for lmao wow

Tristan

he had a goog nugget bit last week on youtube.. arg

Ivan89

We want the slop that we pay for.

Emilia Tessaro

Tim better be filming a Bud Light Whites Only commercial The only late I want is chocolate wheres the slop

Emilia Tessaro
>>108973470

I presume he's eatin steak n potatoes with a quiet dignity. Just a man and his dog. Grabs his tiki torch and bud light. Bud Light. Whites Only

Handsome twink

If we don’t get an episode, there will be pig on pig violence.

Emilia Tessaro

Theres a movie “The Devils Advocate” about a Florida lawyer (Keanu Reeves) lured to New York by the Devil John Milton (Al Pacino). The temptation of the Big Apple being vanity. One of the first scenes is a trial representing a pedophile math teacher. An Epstein reference. Epstein’s “masters of the universe” places in Palm Springs FL and NY enabled what some call Paradise Lost (U.S. Virgin Islands). And what some call “Pig City” Why it was called Pig City….we will never know. Oink. Oink.

Ken Orluske

You owe me $8. I bought wifi on my flight just to listen to your new episode. Lo and behold ITS FOUR FUCKING DAYS LATE!

Alex Baumgartner

Oh, and Kenny…go fuck yourself again. Lo and behold…you suck.

J.Fine
>>108976681

He didn't want to miss out on the youtube ad revenue... He's already got your money, chuckles. He gets paid from both.

More

please switch to video on spotify

McMuff

Pig?

Chulupa Batman Jr

Tim, get off your knees and/or stop eating, and please give us our slop... We hanagry

Handsome twink
>>109022116

Mike I hope the withdrawal isn’t hitting you too hard. Hopefully pig delivers soon. Be well brother.

Sean Dodson

What the fuck are you doing

Joshua Cochran

Tim’s Bud Light commercials on the free episode had me laughing harder than I had in weeks. Classic.

Dr. Juice

Can you take it easy on the "you're all going to lose your jobs and end up in the streets"? I already worry about this on my own. You made your millions, so you're not impacted by this. I don't need a sermon from you about how I have no future.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Banger episode, but I do disagree with his take on the WGA. Blue collar jobs already had their extinction event in NAFTA, and what did we get told when we complained? "If an immigrant can do your job, then you're shit at your job." So what's it say when a program can do your job? Maybe I'd have more sympathy if those writers had written a couple dramas about the collapse of our manufacturing industry. But don't expect me to believe that just because the white collar jobs are affected this suddenly becomes the collapse of human civilization.

Michael Costa

I’ve never related more to another human being in my entire life 😭

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
>>108365372

I don't think China wants the headache of ruling us. They got their own problems. You think we've got a boomerpocalyse going on? Multiply ours by five, and also there's no chicks.

Alisa Louise

i mean our country was technically built on free labor, AI is just an "ethical" form of that that can reach numerous industries

HummerEV96

It's not just AI that's a threat to white collar jobs. White collar jobs are also being outsourced to countries like India, Costa Rica, and Poland which has impacted Tech, IT, and Graphic design jobs.