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Tim talks about possibly taking over the ‘The Daily Show,’ wanting to be right before you die and generational drinking.

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Jim

Could you imagine Tim Dillon doing a main stream show once a week??!!!! The amount of common sense that would be distributed….. nuts

Inmate ID# 2904055

Great. More of Dillon's hipster friends giggling. Im done.

Jimbo

The old laugh track duo didn't laugh at EVERYTHING.

Jackson

Give us our fucking episodes faggot

Ani

Late slop & comments say there’s a guest??? Get this pig into the pot!

Alex Leslie

I can't wait to see Tim and Jenner call people faggots on the daily show

Anonymous

I think Tim should just do blackface and pose as Trevor Noah on the Daily Show

Michael

Tim, more people listen to this than watch The Daily Show, is that even still a thing?

marceline

Tim was COOKING with this one

Draven Cruz

Man I love Jessa reed. Reached out to her about some attachment questions and she responded back, thoughtfully. 🐷

Anonymous

I love that RFK's voice is now a Tim Dillon thing. 💕💕 Cheryl!!

ZAC

Halfway thru and already best episode ever. That boy is on 🔥.

Anonymous

Boring ass guests just laughed the whole time just gave me come on and I’ll do that

LI LOUD

Daily Show hosted by TD would be hysterical

You

Great slop very edible.

Cassandra V.

You shouldn’t have drowned the Biden twins while you had a chance. 😂😂

Sandlapper

You wouldn’t make it a week on TV. Your Bentley would mysteriously drive into a tree at 180mph leaving only your charred remains. Officially ruled a suicide.

James Coulombe

Laughed the whole time, love you Tim

Jenn

FYI the Pres/CEO of Paramount looks like the offspring of Alex Jones and Rex Heuermann…

Taylor Soderquist

How Jon Stewart could imo as a 33 yo make fun of beautifully both left and right..Tim you on daily show might resurrect them.

Jason

Unwarranted boomer snobbery against blue collar working people was off the chain. Most of my grade school classmates parents basically had working class lifestyles and still held blue collar people in contempt because they were delusional about their place in the world.

Anonymous

Yo I was absolutely ripping down the interstate listening to the Macarena saw this and was like “OH SHIT” - I swerved into like 2 lanes almost had a career ending incident lmao

Dawgz 2024

Tim is a real American hero

Candy Nix

Tim would bring life back to television.

Anonymous

Christchurch show canceled!!!😭

Jon Udell

There is nothing so last year as talking about politics.... what a great way to waste your time. Who am I to tell people how to waste their time... Enjoy brain rot. Right on Tim ... dont let your guests whine about politics!

M C

Was one person giggling in the background not enough? Did we really need two of them?

MIZ SHEEN

Great guests they didn’t talk

George Soros

This was one of the best from timmy

L

Tim pls make europe tour

Anonymous

See you in Perth fat uncle timmy xx

ChopGlockShogun

Those two little retards really are smackable.

Tyler Manning

this is what happens when kids dont do drugs XD

Anonymous

I love how you speak and what you talk about with Jessa. Very cool. Worth the patreon. Thanks!

Anonymous

We should encourage people to drink WITH their parents: nothing is a greater encourager of sobriety

DJ Garcia

The palpable threat behind, "We'll get REAL liberal..." is pure TJD

Anonymous

Tim singing sexxyred made my fucking day.

Davis

Hey Cum Pig and Pig’s assistant, I know you are foodies. Was wondering if you could put together a list of some of your favorite restaurants in different cities. Would love to check some of them out, esp in LA

Anonymous

I have a ticket for the Christchurch show 😭

Anonymous

You’re the best. Can’t wait for your Toronto show. Please tell me there are tickets left!!

Anonymous

Come to dallas 🐷

timmy

weak episode

Cody B

Top 5 episodes, laughed for 15 min straight

Steven J Blea

Bro. Say green Chile is good and I’ll tweet.

Bradley Rylance

Brutal.. the pig cancelled perth.. me and 5 other cunts are gutted

Anonymous

Adelaide cancelled FFS

Queefs galore

Geoff Asmus should host the daily show

Ant P

Don't do daily show Tim! You are so much better than all of this muck. They can only benefit from you and they have nothing to add to your talent. You have sky high future, and they are a dying media.

Anonymous

Inviting twinks to the Hamptons solely to see them shirtless is peak cum pig behavior.

Nana. B

Jessa Reed is brilliant. More Reed!

Nancy. Queef.

Not a great relationship with D’elia I guess lol.

Clinton Body Count

The music zoomers like truly is indicative of their mental retardation. Sexy Red case in point.

Anonymous

Oh my god JESSSAAAA

Anonymous

You’re friends are annoying laughing at every single word

Joe Boiko

mk ultra kids via adderall!

Nathan Smith

that biden retard is the most unsufferable kid on the planet

Nathan Smith

what we’re the ppls names on this episode i looked up chester reid and nothing comes up

Bylat

love Jessa reed

Anonymous

Anyone else have issues steaming the Hamas pizza episode?

Anonymous

Thank you and good luck

Anonymous

Hilarious episode

Jennifer

Omg I didn’t even know what this CHIP shit was and let me tell you it has been so much hassle trying to get health insurance for my babies because they keep going back and forth on if we qualify or not and this application is pending with not enough workers to freakin get through all of the applications. And in the meantime we don’t have health insurance and department tells me it could take up to two months like wtf. Dems try to do this shit like they are helping us when really they just make shit more complicated and I’m losing my shit. Biden bros can fuck all off.

Callie franklin

I follow Harry on X and I want to smother him with a sock daily. It’s embarrassing.

Al

I’m an old tim fan. This shit fell off so hard. Man I miss the good old days. Was my favorite for years. It got old :(

frank

Thank god Ben Avery is podcasting this shit sucks

Barry Quinn

FUCKING EPIC EPISODE. THE VERY BEST!

Paul Bruno

I unsubscribed after the fake chewing noises. Sadist.

Donovan Collinsworth

I wanna turn into a Roomba in your Hampton home after getting married to you Tim Tim. Yes or yes!?!?! Just say yes! I'm part Irish so I just need taters n nicotine and I'll be a good Roomba.

Lilith

The pro and anti Russia bots are at it big time. Anyone want to bet that after this episode we never hear from Yomo (on behalf of the US deepstate) and Siberian Tigress (on behalf of Russia) ever again in the comments?

Dr. Juice

Random girl and some kid. No thanks ✌️

HummerEV96

You should've been the host for the daily show.

Kip Sparrow

“What kind of autism is this!?” 😂