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Bonus #225 - Stick With Your Own (ft. Ray Kump) (Patreon)

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2023-12-06 04:36:07
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Tim talks to Ray about dying with good credit, female negotiators, the rainforest, being the man, couches and Sweeney Todd.

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TJD4pres24

Never been this early

Jack Costas

Talk about the “refugee” stabbings in Ireland Timothy

B_n4sty

this is the light in the dark

Barry-O

We'll all die in debted to the pig

Jonathan

Thank God kump is back and he better have told the producer to STFU

Thomas Carrigan

dude the best episodes ever are wjth Kump. I’m so happy GaS days are coming back just in time for WW3 I SELL THE ELIXIR

David B. Gosselin

Now that he's got his new teeth, Ray Kump for President.

Ani

Kump getting new teeth on credit before getting a nutritionist or therapist for weight loss is so on brand, God save the king 🫡

B_n4sty

Dillon/Kump 2028

Alex

I think having no video for the pods with Ray makes them even better. Somehow you just know that your mental image of him is exactly correct

Nick Palance Show

Zeckendorf didn’t develop 740 Park Avenue - it was James T. Lee, Jackie O’s grandfather. #fakebusiness

Alex

♪ SJW Ray ♪

Suckmydick

Been binging all the Tim Dillon is going to hell episodes just to hear more ray

Muffuletta

Ray is absolutely glowing with domestic bliss!

Peter

I love how confident Tim is that Ray doesn't have $15k to spare

Nelson

Nothing more soothing than the sound of these two whales struggling to breathe and talk at the same time. Like how I sound when I had pneumonia.

Steve

I wanna hear more about this bodega sauce

Will

“Skylar” sounded a lot like Mark Halperin lmao

Lindsay

We love Kump 🩷

Dog With No Collar

Should be the Tim and Ray show, these are always the best episodes in my opinion.

L

Kump is great

Dino Fonz

The Tim/Ray combo is really something to behold. Ray on his own can be less than pleasing, but when you add him to Tim’s ramblings it’s pure magic!

Disgraced Businessman

He was a very fat man! And his KNEES would BLEED. And he liked CAFFEINE PILLS. He really liked eating a CAFFEINE PILL.. and he was a KILLER. That's what he was.

Anthony Yates

Love these. Thank you for not making us pay for “expert”guests to rant about the Middle East and instead giving us the silly duo we love.

Ben Seales

Tim needs to fck Synchrony over and give Ray a teeth implant grant. Tim is piggybacking rays talent from the early days and took advantage of rays contractual naïvety…

Just Dan

Best Ray Kump I've ever heard! Great episode... Don't get a big head you fat cunts

cody

Need to let ray direct who took Johnny the musical

Tyler Hass

Is Tim quoting Toy Story? “ you’re a sad strange little man and you have my pity”

Jon Rodman

From Pairs take the night train to roam in first class - then fly to Ireland

Warren

Sweeney Todd was iconic - go see the one in NY!!!

S Padival

Synchrony Bank used to be GE Capital 😬 .. I worked there as a contractor when it was split off.. Remember their psychopath CEO “Neutron Jack” Welch

Michael Santana

Can you two please do a separate show consistently?

John White

Give me Choco Taco Sofa, or give me death.

Richard Condit

I may be going to the Boston show. Please do a live podcast with kump pig 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Hannah

I'm grateful for the advice re: sofas and debt. Thank you, both.

WeighSeanKingston

Who’s FICO, never heard of ‘em. Dave Ramsey gang represent

Mean Mike

Great ep. Kump was needed

Londy

Siri… show me where my penis is

Monsieur Queso

“You’re very defensive about nonsense” has got to be one of the most accurate Kump observations of Tim

JC

Based ray

Tubby

The movie tim is referencing is Tommy Boy. David Spade is the miserable little man, who is untrustworthy.

Suttree

I like bubbles too.

BEC SPK

Who the hell cares about Rays couch?! Jesus this show has taken a dive!

IMM

Kump / Dillon 2024. "America, LISTEN TO ME!"

John R

is there video for these bonus episodes

Mr. D

deep couch is a must

Evan Kirchmer

WELCOME to Couch Talk with Special Guest Ray “Kumpfy” Kump

Jonathan Mint

That couch looks like it was smeared with san fran turds.

Alex

"You take out a shit map, you win that point!"

BEC SPK
>>123894592

I’ve been a TD fan since gas digital. Ray himself is less funny than his couch

Jazz Kumpet

This holiday season just got kumped up a notch. The results are Kumptacular

Positivity

Such a funny episode. Kump is King.

Suckmydick
>>123865862

I thought no one else remembered that😂 goes through my head so much after listening to the archives post Trump

Castlebar

Listening to this from my Raymour Flanagan sectional. Laid out like a slug

Michael

"Ray" talking to his haters at Machu Pichu has me on the floor

Devin

If you’re interested in the Amazon you have to talk to Paul Rosalie (who was on Rogan not too long ago)

Farley Craig

Tim is the only podcaster I know that says, "let's not ruin the good material on the patreon episode, got to make sure to save that for the real episode!"😜

SLL

Gold:: 50:21 - 51:52

Nick Palance Show

Who would enjoy Tim & Ray live-streaming a presidential debate?

Samuel Chambers

I’ll suck your dick for a couch - ray kump

Jazz Kumpet
>>123894592

Whoa now - LISTEN TO ME….. I think you should kump on the brakes here a little bit with this slander !

Jamie Black

Why do I always feel unemployed when I listen to this podcast?

Salil Al-Sawarim

"Oh, look at that. That's a nice dolphin." — Ray Kump

Jamie Black

Looks up Glendora Sofa.....

TJD4pres24

No way ray fits on that couch

ED

Shout out to Gavin Deuce-some

abandon

one milkshake would clog ray's throat with a phlegm so thick that draino would shy away from it

micah vance

I think I saw a jade butt plug at the MET - Ray Kump

Pod Castables

Was hoping mullen was gonna be on the patreon but I'll settle for this filthy Pig.

PBRAADEN

DeSantis is autistic. That's his energy.

Hardly Spent

Omg another fat klump episode. One too many for my liking lately, I’ll be unsubscribing at the end of the month. You could pay me and I still wouldn’t listen to this moron.

Hardly Spent
>>123894592

Yeah I’ve been a fan since pre Covid. Ray ruins every episode he’s on for me as well.

The_Most_Hay

Cum pig 🤝🏼 Kum(p) pig episodes the hottest shit out

Devon Woodrup

I lasted 35 mins. I just can't. Ray Kump just sounds so fucking fat, like he's eating twinkes and marbles at the same time. I just can't have this in my ear.

Jenn

Ireland is beautiful, Dublin, cork and valencia island are my recs

HN

More Kump, keep him plump and pampered Timmy

Christian Glen

Tim and Ray need to finally give the people what they want, and make an OnlyFans account

Fredo Cuomo

i just kumped in my mouth

bailey
>>123972365

maybe try listening without headphones you fucking plebeian

Barry-O

Tim and Ray at a "Strawberry Festival"... 🪦

Anderson Anton

anyone complaining about Kump, is truly lost. The man is a gift, you fucks.

Jenn
>>123983873

That’s right! we want to see them try the cosmc menu!

Lotlizardluv

Last episode I'll listen to with ray

Raspants

I'm speechless

Raspants

My mouth is agape and I'm only six minutes in

You

The inclusion of the Glendora picture is a nice touch

Cole Frawley

God damnit what a podcast.....Tim needs to fuck Ray on his new couch

Ben

Holy shit that was all heaters 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤌🏻

T

I cant stand Ray honestly I’m sorry 😭

Hannah

I look forward to staying at Tim's B&B

T
>>124039795

Commenting exist for a reason. Dense fuk 💀

Neal Taylor

all jokes aside, Ray’s new sofa sounds like shit prolly overpaid for it too, I mean NO OTTOMAN? smh

Whipkek

Is there a way to Mute Ray

Weenie Boombalini

I saw Sweeney Todd 3 time and agree about the set design, they could have done more . Totally disagree about the cast being bad though. Annaleigh is the clear star but I thought everyone did a phenominal job. I wonder if he'd feel different about it if he saw it with Gaten Matarazzo as Toby.

Christian Underkofler

If Vice Sports is done… What does Ray actually do for a living?

Neil Osmond

Wait...there are folks hating on the great and powerful Raymond Kump!? Fuck off over to the Ida Hour then you loosers.

Mihkel Troost

All the Kump lovers here are just fat retards who are happy to feel represented.

Steven Cooper

Tim should do a podcast with Kump on his Patreon every week. Yes or yes?

Alex
>>124126071

Lishten to me eurotrash mihkel. Some of us are just regular, in-shape retards.

Alex

All these haters in here want to see Ray fail. Tough tits. He's doing really well. He has a wife, smart apartment, and a Glendora couch from Raymour & Flaningan.

Stephen Dodd

Nobody makes Tim laugh harder than Ray!

Emilia Tessaro

Tim either got protective or jealous that Ray got haggled buying a couch. But Tim really would thrive in a couch haggling situation More Ray and Flanigan deep couch

Kippy Epstein.

Liberals chanting gas the jews is such a sign of what's to come in 2024. The Eunuch losers party is going down.

William Alton

Praise be to weekends with Tim and Kump 🙌🙌🙌🙌. “ I used to believe in Austrian economics, Murray Rothbard, now I realize I was a pussy. Keep borrowing, there’s no debtors prison 😂”

Clinton Body Count

One of the greatest pleasures in life for me once upon a time was a Marlboro light after a few percosets kicked in. The blue ones…not the bullshit white ones.

Shss

Nobody thought DeSantis won lol. He sucks in perpetuity.

M C

Tim your boy RFK has admitted to flying Pedophile Air with Epstein. It’s your civic duty to talk about this since you had him on your show, him and CHERYLLLLL

M C
>>124235335

His wife just said that anyone could vote in the Iowa Caucus and told people from all over America to come to Iowa to vote. Dumb chick doesn’t even know the voting laws.

Meh

The couch is awful. How is Ray even able to sit/fit on it comfortably. With that taste he probably should go honeymoon in Germany.

Rodney

I'd for real rather hear tim with Dylan mulvainy then Ray cump. Paying for this guy is rough

beefsmellington

The Kump episodes are hit or miss for me, and the late episode thing is getting old. I wish you well, pig.

Rebop
>>124230508

I took some percs, drank two beers and spent the next 4 hours in the bathroom in a cold sweat, trying not to die

Jorge Espinha

I’m in Instagram’s dog house again. I liked the Ray episode, the coach bit was hilarious.

Jorge Espinha
>>124187973

My guess is that they would throw an entire living room in the deal just to get rid of Tim. He must great haggling

Jorge Espinha
>>124067602

He says there’s no room. He shouldn’t be too comfortable anyway, he’s too fat. Tim can be fat because he’s rich.

Jorge Espinha
>>124031375

Only in pay per view. Ray can set the gear for that to happen and make money with his “directing” for a change

Jorge Espinha

This was a great episode. My favorite though was the Sebastian Mariscalco fucking his father episode.

Barry-O
>>124236248

yeah but he went with his wife and family,,, let us not forget that that Island had a G-rated side to it as well,, hell at the time Jeffrey Epstein was directing the movie Air Bud....

Barry-O
>>124236248

And since they won't release the flight logs, RFK is Guilty By Association...

Pola

WHERES MY EPISODE PIG?!

Ani

It’s been 8 days, where is the fucking slop???

Marco Bruxo

“People LOVE the arch-deluxe” feeling a little personal bias on Ray’s part there

Graizur

On the day Patreon does Night Mode TJD sez vhtaewifyerowen, huh...

William Kuss

God forbid you record a couple episodes in advance to release on time!! Think of it like storing grain in a silo to fill the trough in winter you fucking pig!!

Christian Glen

Tim fell off the wagon more than a year ago: look into it!

Thomas Corona

Crying at Ray telling an Incan native "Tough Tits" at the summit of Machu Pichu.

G SINGH

This is as good as the Ben episodes

annemarie

Finally agree with Ray on something

Rich Golden

Young raymond once assaulted a lippy guy in a wheelchair at golden corral for disrepecting him

Rich Golden

FYI when raymond says hes getting into hiking shape that means he is binge watching naked and afraid

CareNLM

I don't like this Travis guy his laugh makes me angry. This is not a reflection of how I'm feeling about my life at this current time

Deep thoughts.....

Thanks for pushing back on tims “diversity at all costs kinda sucks sometimes” comment Ray. You spineless schmuck.

david orlow

What does ray say at around 16:00

Jay

“TUFF THITS” 😂

Pat

Ben Avery would have found the couch immediately !

Madeline Green

Please keep doing regular shows with Kump 🙏

Alexander Agha

Why the fuck did Tim+Kump stop happening in the first place?

JayRad

Tim trains dont go across water u dumb fat fuck

Yimmy Yames

Tim’s best impression is Ray yes or yes

bailey
>>127013982

lol thanks for liking all my comments from months ago over the past few weeks

Mathew

Kump kump the Mac daddy maker kump kump the daddy Mac will make ya

Rich Golden

I wanna see Ray travel to 3rd world countries and give people advice.

Victor Ramos

Getting that many teeth replaced is crazy.

barnac

hello fellow rothschild member, if you are here its because regardless of how, youve achieved a certain level of stability and comfort to justify spending so much on a otherwise free podcast. So why did you do so? Because you've come to realize the madness that is this reality, and tim somehow seems to be the only person that not only understands its cruelness and despaire and somehow make it funny. I know thats what keeps drawing me here but now that ive litteraly listened to all of tims work (ALL) I see this as an ending chapter and therefore

barnac
>>133005123

you must know, you are living in hell, your soul was tricked into coming into dimension/matrix/simulaiton. Tim knows this, hes referred to it in a non rothschild episode on patreon where they interview a friend who works in the music industry. I cant recall which episode number. Ask yourself, why does every near death experience people report involves their ''loved ones'' appearing and telling them they need to go back? Or how children are born and have past life memories that check out (many docs are out there on this subject)? If a body is dying then why are you given a choice to go back? Because its trickery, they need us here in order to power the simulation itself, and how does it gets its power? From suffering. Our sufferring no matter how big or small. Ask yourself, why would god create a world where beings have TO EAT each other in order to survive? Does that not sound more like hell? With that mindset, imagine the leaders (12 blood lines, illuminati etc..) know this, and have know this for centuries maybe millenias, would this not somehow explain their satanic disdain for god and murderous downright torturous actions against the weakest? If they in fact are reptilian and dont have our soul this means they are stuck here, therefore if no one suffers on earth then the matrix is no longer being powered and they go down with it.

Hoppy Poppy

You are a sad, strange, little man. - Buzz Lightyear

Not a pretty pal Boi

I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyy I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyyy

Brett O

The Ray at Machu Pichu bit was one of the best ever.

Jacob Fordham

I agree completely with Tim about Desantis. He spoke to me at the Florida American Legion Boys State nearly 4 years ago privately and didn’t allow media inside the building. Thought that was lame behavior. Spoke for 2 hours about how awesome he was but was just miserable to listen to. Only can speak about his accomplishments and isn’t human like at all when speaking.

HummerEV96

Billionaires are not supposed to be plugged in because they live in a bubble. That's why they back bad candidates.

Corey

I’m a banker. 600-700 credit scores are where the money is made. Top end aren’t paying many fees or interest.

Haley Price

Can someone make a sound bite on Ray yelling “put it in Google!!!” He sounds like he has m&ms in his cheeks

Giggle Berries

Hiding out here until Tim brings Kump back