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Bonus #227 - Stay In The Mob (Patreon)

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Tim talks with an anonymous friend about gossip on Martha’s Vineyard, how Scientology has your back, deformed genitals and poignant air disasters.

Comments

Mean Mike

Nice of you to turn up fag

Costas Makrides

@schizo_lifter2.0 on instagram, follow it already you unhinged swine.

Shauna

❤️❤️

mmore

You finally got back to work, ya pig

Connor M

What a beautiful new years gift! From one faggot to another, thank you.

Alex

Thank you for the birthday gift Tim :)

Bad As Can

Happy New Year! It’s the year of the pig! Hey did I leave my gimp suit on your nightstand?

Jesse Boag

Fuk Ur break, you owe us another episode.... How's about the concept of multipliers... Each week missed is a 2x added.... So by that measurement you owe us, all up, 5 epsodes, fuck fruit.

PammyCakes

Good riddance 2023 year of the Pig!

Fernando Orantes

Wow 15 mins late - I always miss out on the hood things in life .

your mom

The Obama chef discussion is retarded and boring. He was murdered, we get it.

Aptkeyboard

Is that… Rosie O’Donnell? Lol

mitchell reber
>>125561007

Same cadence and everything. Tim surround himself with an archetype, and that archetype is Long Island.

Noah

ray has gone trans

Whipkek

Clearly ray

Honduran616

This chick gives me Ray Kump vibes

Ty Drumm

we all know this is Ray on Helium

Renco Britvić

This broad is so much better then Ray K

Kyler

The anonymous guest is just Ray Kump huffing helium

Alex Hackel

It's Melanie, he's talked about her before. Works on Martha's Vineyard, has a deep unique voice, jokes about plane crashes. Mystery solved, pigs

Fart My Glue Gun

Anonymous. Thats ray kumps nemesis ray stump

Peri

andy milonakis perhaps

tnm_dynamiq

All of Tim's good friends are just different flavors of Ray

Muffuletta

Anonymous Friend sounds like Twink Ray

Joey McCarthy

Glad you had the female kump on . Tim’s got a specific taste in friends

Bad As Can
>>125564095

Also in the episode where the pig left his phone in the train. Were the dirt bags! ❤️

Baddogmama

One of the women Weinstein raped claims to have injured his penis with her long fake nails. Supposedly this is how his penis got infected.

Brian Kelly

This guest is just Ray on Whippets

Lance

Crazy Michelle is back!!!

Erica Sommers

Have this person more hahaha too fuckin funny

Curt

Weinstein got gangrene from injections to make his limp dick hard before he committed the rapes. He was such a fat piece of shit his penis didn’t work without drugs.

Matt

This guest needs to go on War Mode and tell some secrets

Jenn

Sounds like friends of the pod Tracey and Michele in one

The G Tard

I know ray when i hear ray

KMueller

is this rays little bro?

Castlebar

Ray Kump in female form

Fat Earth

"Ya know...maybe we're the dirtbags"

Zach Allen

Even though we have many friends of the show behaving badly, we wish them well.

Pookey611

Is it not the great Melanie?

John Zupkus

Is this guest a professional comedian? 10000x funnier than Andrew Schultz without even trying

Jamison

Michelle

Lucy Dietrich

Who ever the hell this guest is - love her! (or him or they them)

Matthew Smith

Imagine saying you’re a Tim Dillon fan and not knowing this is Melanie😩😩😩

Hannah

I didn't know Ray had a sister.

James

The uncomfortable truth about these near misses is that they are the direct result DEI hiring practices

__

Ben would have found the audio

petar

These are two brittle sabres of Damascus, two soul-bearing katanas, this is the staccato of the Bird, the elaboration of the Train and the soul of Morgan. Well done gentlemen. Thank you for allowing us to witness.

Dylan Gargan

This sounds like female to male trans-ray

Nick
>>125564095

No way, the one from we’re the dirtbags where his phone gets stolen by the loving family?

John Nolan

Congratulations Ray on your transition. You sound beautiful

Curt Siefken

Great guest… more articulate Ray kump

petar

PS ...we are of course talking about the end of a very large chapter of everything with regards to all of us.

beefsmellington

Kump got a sex change?!? *Edit I’m not alone in my theory.

Orange

Does anyone else remember coming home from school and watching "Mayday"?

Steven G

Harvey Weinstein’s penis is infected from shooting up so much erectile dysfunction medication into his dick. When you shoot up so much in the same spot, you get gang green. He must’ve kept going in the same spot and his penis and just got infected after so many injections.

Steven G
>>125582382

The injectable is called or used to be called Edex. sure there’s generics, but that’s what he was doing and that’s what happened. It’s very common for people that were in wars and keep ripping their wounds get gangrene, same thing with the needle.

Dylan

This guest sounds like a 10 year old Ray.

Jeff

“A few days late”

JC

Female ray

Justin Lloyd

The guest sounds like Spud from warmode, which is a crossover I would enjoy.

James MacLeod

Great episode. More of this guy please

Ani

Melanie is ray’s love child with Lynndie England

Jordan

Worst guest ever, judgmental fuck lol

Ian Irwin
>>125585012

He edged himself shouting “Listen to me!” through the episode, bright kid.

Bryan McCord

might be the funniest guest you have ever had on!

Diana T

Renee Kump

Frankie 5 Angels

Whoever the fuck this person is, bring them back. This is S-tier content

Amber Brown

You need to read the article in Australia about all the pilots dropping dead! 30-35 yo having MI, seizures, blood clots, they are now requiring one pilot to NOT be vaccinated to fly BUT the pilot/plane insurance people say they can’t really stop what’s going to happen

Zach Solberg

This guests voice sounds like if Ray lost 150 pounds

Brendan Taylor

Is this the woman who joined the podcast briefly by phone a long time ago and was ranting about Neil Young and his "diseased kids"? She was savage!

Bryan

Hey Pig. This is number 3 patreon for the month of December. You best get recording to meet 4 for the month. Get to work, peasant

Joseph Mead

Why is Melanie afraid to be on the podcast?

AllTooEasy_

I mean is this Kump doing a bit?

Susan

We’re the dirtbags

Austin

Hate that you are late another week because of rogan but thanks for your service during the war

Zuri

as you guys talk about people screaming for their lives as their plane crashes, i get a text saying my flight tomorrow will be dealing with severe weather. nice knowing you pig

Tayler

Any old Tim Dillon fans know exactly who the guest is lol legend 😂

Axeking
>>125597937

just 2 dirtbags, enjoying christmas disasters together. Legendary

Axeking

Hiding her name, Tim knows we are too lazy to go back and find her socials from earlier eps

Jonny Cumguts

Why do they sound like a teenage Ray Kump ?

Dim Tillon

Thank you Tim, Melanie’s great

David Eric Ricketts

Our Pig is loaded and he still gives slop to someone like me; a non landed man of European gentry whose family has fallen on hard times. The farms are long gone . No one has any money anymore, but what am I supposed to do? Get a job? You dare make suggestions to me, peasant?

S Padival

Japan Airline 123 CVR is tragic

Amanda

Guest is great !!

Tristin

Why does the guest sound like a transitioning Ray Kump

Andrew

I literally don’t give a fuck if the pig misses 2 weeks as long as the content is this good

Brad and Laura

Wait, didn't you say the guest is a she?

Sean Salem

Is this Ray kump without your cock in his mouth??

Raggy

How much Helium did Ray inhale before this podcast?

Hayden Bruce

Holy shit when I realized it was Ray... Shit my pants laughing. No one else talks like Ray

JohnThen

fun guest! fun episode!

Alex
>>125573903

Leave the jokes to the comedian you retard. That wasn't a good joke nor was it even obviously a joke. You're not funny

Helen Simms

Real fans know exactly who this is

micah vance

🤣🤣😂😂i thought this guy is like gay voice ray

micah vance

Did they AI voice change ray😂😂🤣🤣

Jim White

We're the dirtbags. Gotta love watchmacallit.

Andrew

Only real ones know the guest

Mats

Happy new years, ya pigs.

Steven Mehler

Thanks for the input Carmela Soprano

Jayson Hatt

This episode was kind of fucked up near the end. Love it. Next episode let’s react to the bombings in Gaza with kump that’ll be real fun

Stanley Tweedle

That’s just ray kump using a Jewish accent auto tune

Jonathan

You should have a patreon for an AI version of you and see who has better episodes

Meredith Bezner

Melanie!!! It's a Christmas miracle ✨️

Jeff

Is this actually Ray? I’m so confused.

Sam King

Less ray kump more of this chick

Emilia Tessaro

Don’t know who the guest is but we know where Tim gets his raccoon fur coat fashion tips from. 1 min in and I like the sounds of this first class trash panda

Emilia Tessaro

Can someone tell Tim the audit Scientology does is Dianetics and it involves a physical component as well. Running laps n whatnot, saunas. Like it’s pre-season for a makeshift sports team 😂careful what ya wish for Tim

Aye-R

Trans dude huh

A Bell

Ray so funny this ep

Benny

Ray with a voice filter

Miles Bronson

Why does the guest sound like ray if he weighed 150 lbs

Saadat Zia

Wait a minute … this is Gay Kump the infamous alter ego of Ray Kump. The non-binary lesbian with He/Them pronouns.

True Rambler

sounds like his old friend Michelle from old episodes lol

veminino

Nothing gets me more into the holiday spirit like the audio recordings of the last moments of a persons life, thank you Tim! and happy new year 🌲☺️🎆

Thomas Leitke

That aint no gardner thats Hincliffes boy Heath

sephirothgrk

Is that Melanie (i think that was her name) from the old eps?

Jeff

There’s no way this isn’t just Ray Kump with his voice altered. No way.

Logan Hays

Where did you get the hobbit Tim?

Jackdacandlestick

Was this guy locked in a room practicing Kumps exact same cadence and delivery or what

LLight

Ray kump is trans now

Faifal

my god this kid is amazing make him rich and famous

Lana

Melanie sounds like the pre pubescent version of Kump. We love her

Ramiro s

Did Ray Kump pull a Bruce Jenner?

Beefjerkyman

Get her on again she’s so funny. Air disasters as a bit is so funny

Nick Arnold

This person sounds like ray kump got speech therapy and transitioned

Vandy-B

Not usually a fan of the guest episodes but this one was fantastic 😂😂😂

Dustin Blowes

Sounds like Mikki Mase. Great guest. 👍

Hardly Spent
>>125659945

That’s what I thought for a second. Then I realized this person is actually funny so no way it’s kump.

Pola

You’re truly mentally deranged, pig.

Dylan O'Dro

Ray Kump joined the Lillipop Guild

Weenie Boombalini

Top tier guest please have Melanie on more often every episode with her is 🤌

Ali Adeeb

Tim I know you said you were done with skits but can you please dress up like lunch lady Katie Porter and question a child from Gaza about Hamas and how Yassir Arafat blew it in the 90's. Please include the phrase "reclaiming my time" when the child asks for a glass of water or talks about his dead parents.

Shane Fisher

Rain will not shut an airplane engine off

spencer mariano

I know who this is I can’t remember her name, but she was on an earlier episode she called in.

Weston Franklin

I’m not joking I am 80% sure this is actually ray kump with a voice modulator

Fredo Cuomo

ray kump is trans now?!?

Cody Blair

Hilarious. More of this

Carly Rogers

Rain shut off my 2019 Hyundai sonata the day after Christmas I swear to God I filed a Lemon Lawsuit this morning. Love big automotive

Carly Rogers

“we’re CLOSER THAN I THOUGHT WHEN I STARTED TRYING TO MAKE THIS PLANE CRASH ALL ABOUT ME BY TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE CRASHING INTO A MOTHERFUCKING MOUNTAIN aaaahh..”

Tyler Hass

Is this ray Kump speaking through a voice modulator… the nervousness and stutters followed by boldness and turn of phrase! Sounds KUMPY to me

Joe Boiko

give the sky king some street cred as og

Pat

Lmao this is Ray- epic troll move here

John Palmer

Rays younger, thinner brother

Jeff
>>125678214

Right? I can’t fathom another person talks with his same exact cadence. And by that I mean bologna sandwich mouth.

K.J. Early

BABY KUMP FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Francesco Mandara

Her and Ray together as guests on main episode and you overtake Rogan

Sandro B

GOL 1907, AEROFLOT 593 & 821, ADAM AIR 574 are all legit CVRs. on youtube

Keuth

Is this kumps lil brother?

William Alton

Nothing to get you in the holiday spirit like listening to the final moments of plane crashes 😂

S

losing your cellphone analogy is top tier comedy

Dan Goss

this person sounds like a female ray kump

Cody Lawler

On the first day of Christmas Tim dillon gave to meeee

Alan C

Get the audio up it's new years!!!!

Nick Bryant

I’m usually a Kump only purest but baby Kump is a must return imo!

Alan C

I laughed at each of his patreons and YouTube podcasts more than any other comic combined from 1985-2020

Violet Hunter

I enjoyed this episode way too much. This mystery guest is amazing !

Bornabear72

Please keep baby kump you pig

Pola

Alright pig, you have 1 more day until the month is over. We need another episode to meet the quota. Start churning our slop.

Ryan

I love Melanie!! She needs to be on more

Mr. D

this was a great one - are we on the cusp of a new TD golden age?

Trim Bwegons

Wait, the guest is a woman? How is that not a dude. What's going on

Louie Gallucci

This “person” sounds like a pre pubescent jewy Ray Kumfpt

Austin

It is nice to have her back on an episode. She is always the best guest.

ryan

Tim is a obese man with bitch tits

Nigel

28:37 Is Tim telling us that Kump has the beginning stages of ALS? His speech is slurred as fuck

Mike Wood

We all know it’s Melanie

garrett crews

This is clearly the voice of a currently transitioning Ray Kump

Lindsay

How are there so many people uninitiated to Melanie? Am I a purist?

Mean Mike

Happy New Year pigs 🐽

Trent Foller

The back half of this episode is terrible to listen o on a plane lol

Jamie Moore

Best episode. I love some hot goss.

Ryan Maksimovic

This is a great episode to listen to in line to get on a plane. Thanks!

Josh

Is that Andy Milonakis?

Colt Alabama

I love her, she’s like kump but you can actually understand her. Amazing podcast.

frank

This was such an unfunny podcast. Ben Avery has a much better podcast

Zo_ODST

This is the perfect thing to listen too while I’m waiting at an airport for my next connecting flight

LEEK

Why would Obama shake this lady hand super hard

Owen

Perfectly timed, a plane just burst into flames in Japan. Tim is an oracle.

Mike B.

Let's make this woman a recurring guest and get her on the payroll tim

Brian M

Mullen did a good breakdown of how weinsteins dick rotted off on MSSP... basically the end of the line for ED pills is you inject some drug directly into your cock and he was doing that which caused the infection

coosee

In the episode where Tim's phone gets stolen he literally describes his old friend Melanie who has a deep voice, lives on Martha's Vineyard, and who didnt take off in standup comedy because she kept talking about plane crashes on stage

whippin

we sure that’s a women? also i wanna know her

Lucas Locklear

Why does this guest sound like a teenage ray kump?

Alexander Hikel

Literally the femal ray kump holy shit Tim lol

Jason Kelts

Tim Dillon caused the Japan plane crash

Alex

As per usual Tim Dillon is a prophet

M C

This person sounds like Kyle Schwartz (Kyle’s Jewish cousin from South Park)

Brady

Is this Melanie?

Marco Bruxo

People saying this is Ray: Ray has never made as many coherent points in all his collective appearances on the podcast

Jon Weiss

You should have Ed Calderon on the podcast to talk about the migrant caravan

Alex

She sounds like female ray kump

Ether

Tim surrounds himself with literally the best of LI when it comes to comedy, Mel, Ray, he dont miss!

Bill

Is this Ray Kump’s son?

Michael Brescia

It's Tim's friend Shae that was on the podcast before in 2019

Bucks

Thanks for having Ray Kumps food baby on!

Brandon W

Sounds like Ray Kump with a voice changer lol

LEEK
>>125931067

But he doesn’t care what this Gardner thinks. He’s at the top he doesn’t have top of his field he don’t care.

Foreign Clout

This guests voice is so nasally and congested.. is he sick? So annoying

Monsignor Butts

This is what Ray would sound like if he wasn’t a fat fuck!!!

Monica B

This sounds like Ray's teenage son

Lydon Manning

Will someone please tell piggy that 2 737s fell out of the sky like 3 years ago

Ron

A.I. generated Ray Kumpf sounding mother fucker. Tim may own his likeness in perpetuity but he can never truly imitate the beast himself

Jorge Espinha

I think I draw my line at listening to people die.

Billy Boggle
>>126281757

What was I supposed to do ask for her pronouns? What’s outrageous about female stupid word am I supposed to use now?

Jorge Espinha

Obama sounds phony. This is a guy that was raised by his white mother and relatives in Hawaii, he also lived for a while in Indonesia ( were he probably picked his anti semitism from his Muslim stepdad) and he speaks with an America black accent? How come? He’s a construct . He also comes from the most corrupted political establishment in the US and somehow he’s clean! A lying racist sack of shit

Jorge Espinha
>>125976477

It seems you solved the case Columbo! I remember these bits but I didn’t put two and two together

Jorge Espinha

I thought he was talking with a man that sounded like Ray Kump, except you could understand what he said. So he couldn’t be Ray. Not fat voice. It turns out it’s the famous Melanie. And she’s a delight .

toomuchSash

Not them predicting the Alaska airlines accident

Stephanie Commisso

How has he NEVER been to Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket? Seems like it would be right up his alley. He should go… the islands are lovely.

Marina
>>125794687

I’m so confused, I’ve listened to all the archives and everything and I have no memory of Melanie

Lindsay
>>125794687

I know he calls her at some point in the middle of the night or while she’s driving or something. At the end of the ep I’m thinking of she shared her IG, so I instantly followed, lol.

Joseph Leamy

When did ray transition?? And his knowledge of gardening, my god! Love it Rayna Kunt! Stay hot babe

Christian Glen
>>126445320

Because that's where he keeps his secret heterosexual wife and family. He's trying to throw us off the scent.

Michael J

All the uncultured exposing themselves not recognizing Melanie’s voice one of if not the greatest guest to appear on Tim’s cast

Gabriel Batistuta

I love this, this was the best guest you ever had, please invite him more often

Gabriel Batistuta

This is the most eloquent best guest you ever had. Thank you

Lynda

This is it baby ! 🍾🤣🍾🤣🍾🤣 My fav guest so far .

swagpubes

Man mel is an idiot. Fun to hear her talk out his about shit lmao. I lost it when she just started describing the plot of Sully like it was some unique perspective

Paulie's Walnut

I like this chick. It's like if Ray Kump sucked a bunch of helium and got his life together

Bridget

I always say more Melanie, less Ray.

Notvinv

PIGGY WANTS HIS SLOP

adam gardener
>>130237101

It's basically if Raymond Kump cut his dick off and took female hormones. They seem to be a smart person. It is off putting to me too.

adam gardener
>>129336121

Aren't they the same thing? I think Melanie is growing on Rays back. He let's it out to podcast once in a while.

authorized user

"YeA i ShOoK oBaMa'S hAnD.. mEn ArEn'T mEn AnYmOrE" was the funniest part of this podcast. How do you think this guy would have reacted if he found out that Tim is a homosexual?

Lindsay Clark

This person sounds like Ray Kump for sure.

HummerEV96

Lot of sketchy stuff seems to happen at Martha's Vineyard.