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Bonus #229 - A Boring Warmonger (Patreon)

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2024-01-11 10:33:09
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Tim talks about migrants in the storm, Ecuadorian prison riots, Matthew Perry, going out cool and an update on the Gilbert goons.

Comments

Ryan

Nice

Ryan

Was going to sleep but this changes that

Eman Hugh

Tim im ur biggest fan

MVYHEM

I hoped he would come out swinging about this lol

Jason Schwartz

Going more than a week without a new hour of content from Tim sucks but then i have to spend time with my family

Mikey Chimbira

My life fucking sucks but at least i have this one breath of fresh air

Warren

But not the hat that I like 🎩

Mean Mike

You owe us an extra episode from December. For now, this will do

Jack

where's kump

BrooklynBorn

Great. Another episode of the laughing producer with the microphone inside his mouth.

3-DOLLAR-BILL-CUZBY

"where a bunch of kids go straight in the furnace", I love this shit. Rminds me of the pit.

C

so who do we think Really built the tunnels?=.@ hmmmm

BB

Can we just be best friends?

Hannah

Alex Jones texted me the other day, too.

Kippy Epstein.

I love seeing dems get what they deserve. Phoney fascist. Censor this 🖕

Nate

I need an extended version of the jingle in the beginning

Addam Carothers

Put the aliens in the schools and the kids in the jails.

Pog Daddy

they got the goons.

Fozzy

War Pigs

pickedKnows

Tim re-learning what crisis actors are was a good bit

Christian Glen

The current situation in Ecuador proves that El Salvador did the right thing. Put them in the pot!

Thomas Miller

Tim, one of the top 3 rants I've heard

Mordin Solus

im tired of this easy laughin producer. I miss back when podcaster had to earn their laughs and a producer was a good barometer of honest humour in the moment. this is like the eminem verse ' And i dont need no man servant tryna wipe my ass // laughin at every joke i crack and half of em aint even funny like // "HAA! YOUR SO FUNNY MARSHALL YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN GAD DAM!" // unfortunatley i am, i just hide behind the tears of a clown//

Muffuletta

I love that Tim has a favorite Hasidic hat 🎩🐷

Alwin Morales

I'm an Ecuadorean fan. I can give you a resume of all that had happened.

Uncle Polko

The fucking alien rant was great.

Michael

Hilarious that New York is complaining about the migrants they asked for. How do you think Eagle Pass Texas feels?! 10,000 migrants in detention at any time. I work the border, it is a crisis, and anyone who says different is full of shit.

Alex

I've always been confused why Tim has shit on anything related to aliens and have disagreed with his take on it... But he's never elaborated his thoughts on the matter. Finally hearing a longer rant giving his reasoning I kinda get it now. Fair enough I guess

Hardly Spent
>>126704358

The pit is fucking gold and you can’t forget about the homeless people into the big pot 🤣🤣

SeabassSaidThat

Agree with TM. Top echelon rants. A crime it’s behind a pay wall.

Scott Hanlin

We need an episode on the AI George Carlin special

BG

Good episode Timmy. Go text Ben.

Graizur

Last night I tried to imagine a Ryan Long Tim Dylan interview and it got too explicit too fast so I had to stop. Because I'm straight.

Graizur

The BOYS! The LADS! THE DOODS! THE BROS!

Michael

Tim keeps wanting to go back to a time like the 90s where politics were boring and unimportant and people could be “silly” again. But this era was the unique point in history right after USA had felled its primary foe, the USSR, and there were no dangers on the international front. Unfortunately we have totally squandered this state of affairs, and it’s never coming back. Russia is back, not going to make the same mistakes again, and politics matters again. Sucks, and it’s not Tim’s fault of course, but that era is never coming back.

Yimmy Yames

Jews are natural tunnelers

Paul Bruno

Over under is Tim still has 1,000 Patreon subscribers. I’ll take under.

Pola

This pony boy of yours is getting a little mouthy.

Ryan Slater

Hype to see you tomorrow

Bryan

Why are you so fat?

Ben Stearns

Tim try Cuy in Ecuador one time your life would change

Jonathan

Tim you need Ray on every episode because you bounce off eachother so well.

Jonathan

New York literally votes for that , enjoy, congrats

Slide Slick

I for one enjoyed this episode. Thanks pig 🐖

Whipkek

Venerating

Carly Rogers

I wonder where the school got the money for the complimentary baby formula? Probably Eric adams coke money and not taxpayers

ROBERT STEFANINI

People that protest everything are called losers

Nala

So did Vivek drop out?

Pog Daddy

Phoenix Az here, We are not all trash here. Most are, but not all.

Djordje Dodig

Am i only person from Serbia that watch this? never been to Us never going to, but love this show even tho i dont get half of jokes

Christian Glen

Elite groups of humans secretly in possession of alien technology could dramatically change the game.

Christian Glen

The only two things I seem to disagree with the pig on are Aliens and the Irishman lol

Joshua Neuman

i don’t want to work at laser tag anymore.

Big Mike

You have definitely been in the tunnels pig

Brian Green

Sounds exactly like something an alien that didn't want to be found would say.

Donovan Collinsworth

I wrote something on a sign that I'm very passionate about. It says "Marry me Timmy boy" I don't recall writing it and I'm straight.

Osama Bin Latinx

This episode was a boring warmonger. 🥱 💤

Pola

You’re late on Spotify, pig.

Anonymous

Good ep. I love the Matthew Perry part. And the aliens. "I'm concerned with people I know exist. I have enough problems worrying about people I know are real and what they're going to do"

Thomas Miller

What about the poor school janitors who had to clean up their mess

Alex
>>126859463

Must be the first episode you've ever heard then. It wasn't bad but this doesn't crack the top 50 ep

Runaway_Slav

Bronx Johnny is Ecuadorian, but not like he cares about his family there

Isaiah

Speak on Katt Williams

Louise Nelson

They can still cancel someone after they die bruh

Lee

We just leveled iran

Graizur
>>126763497

See! That's what I'm saying. They'd be lovely together, but the Matrix is to Matriarchal to allow two free thinking male characters to exist in the same space. BRING BACK THE PATRIARCHY. I'd say get back in the closet but... I'm American.

Graizur
>>126769683

We should have false flagged ourselves from the moon so we could have kept up the space program. They should have launched Project Blue Beam the day the Berlin Wall fell. Or like, a week later.

Jack

new ben where's kump

Taylor killpack

Uncle Tim I would love to hear your take on Saltburn. 🛁

Paul Bruno
>>126703391

You’re a bully. A worthless piece of shit. If people want to express an opinion, this is America, so they can you retarded communist pencil dick asshole fuckface

Paul Bruno
>>126703391

That’s for Ox Numbrs. Ox Numbrs stop borrowing money from your parents and actually kill yourself.

Alex
>>126773624

Great comeback. How about you cope harder you goofy looking fag

Muffuletta

Katt Williams and Saltburn pigrants please

Graizur

Can we do a write in campaign so that Tim Dillon can play Kevin Feige as Mojo in the Marvel Universe there's still time for Deadpool 3to not suck! Everyone thinks that Robert Downey junior was magic or Chris Evans was magic or whatever and it's kind of true but it's not specifically Robert Downey junior or specifically Chris Evans it was the magic of perfect casting.

Graizur

If Robert Downey junior can say that he's not Tony Stark then Tim Dillon can say that he's not Mojo.

Keith evans

End of an era. This show had a great run but it’s over. Unless Kump is by his side every week or Ben comes back, it’s over. Time to shut it down. So long Tim and Thankyou for the laughs!

Jason S.

Cherylll!!!! Tims late again!

Emerson Powell

Ben Avery blocked me on X because I kept telling him to shut up. He’s a mean pussy. Release the patreon Tim or I’ll tell you to shut up on X too 🤐

Jon Udell

Tim is right… who cares anymore

Kim Jong Un

wheres the slop, pig? we made you, we can unmake you. this is a written threat

Mean Mike

You’re the most unreliable fatty ever

David Gross

Are we just doing the bi-monthly thing now? What happened to making up a lost episode?

Jake

Bryan

New Year, the Pig promises to be consistent and here we are, three weeks into 2024 and Pig is late on the slop cuz he's stuck at Wendy's playing the quarter pounder challenge wherein you see how many stacks of patties you can fit in your mouth

Pola

Pay Kump and make him half the show because those are the only episodes I care about. Call it “two pigs and the slop”

Stuart

Tim in Montecito sucking off some 20 year old jock instead of giving us the slop, come on and finish them off and get back to work!

Chris Seifried
>>127367099

Derp, they charge you once a month so you are just making extra steps to pay the same amount. 🫏🤡

Marshall Ames Richards

It's official. Timmy if officially the fattest lazyest piece of shit to ever walk the face of the earth.

Tyler

I'm at my wits end with you, pig. My wits end.

Samuel Thomas

You’re the biggest grifter of them all piss pig.

David Gross

You can take the sub-prime broker out of the business, but you can't take the sub-prime business out of the broker. Disappointing.

Muffuletta

Pig, please. I’m recovering from surgery and I require plenty of fresh slop so I can heal properly.

Christian Glen

Pakistani rape gangs continue to operate in the UK, and very little has been done to stop them. The obvious reason for this is a toxic mix of political correctness and white guilt, which makes condemning the negative actions of a brown skin person essentially impossible. This is why the Labor government originally tried to cover it up when it was first revealed, as not to give their political and ideological enemies ammunition to use against them. However, the deeper awful truth as to why this has not been addressed is that so many of the elites of the UK are themselves rapists and pedophiles. That type of behavior does not outrage them because it's one of their favorite pastimes. But hey, that's just life in the Big City.

Dixie Daley

Idg why even bring up the topic of aliens if you're not interested lol seems a little struggle to get through it all. Enjoyed the show however

Abuelito
>>127482588

as former irish, current american undesirable this is exactly what you deserve lol. your royalty is the tribe of dans royalty lmao. shoulda joined us 150 years ago. too late! didnt you know they turn on every "ally" they ever make?

Abuelito
>>127537698

aliens are just the inbreds lol. check out all the point pleasant contact stories from the 60s. mib types there clearly suffered from poorly shielded power supplies on the electrogravitics (pit cancers, respiratory issues, thyroid eyes, heavy sunburn) and used the exact same paralyzing strobe tech they just announced for those gun control towers in la. Sure maybe there are real aliens, but everything we've seen is just your tax dollars funding fuckery. brics will win wwiii (guess who's been sending china our aviation tech?) and after a few years the real shit will come out to crush them. they put it all in the most published book in history lmao. these people love to play god, but it's always been make believe and scalable mass parallelized tulpas. Now with ai and their flight tech they can larp on a whole new level, maybe even save their disintigrating genomes. it's a pity they'll discard their lesser brethren the instant they no longer need em lol, but we won't be around to miss them so whatever.

Abuelito
>>127482588

oh it's you, you're one of the good ones. come to america and join the resistance

Hoppy Poppy

I want Tim Dillon movie reviews. Go watch Furiosa and report back 🫡

HummerEV96

Aliens would make things more interesting.