New Song: "Somebody No One Wants To Know" (Patreon)

This was way fun to record. I haven't got art for it yet, though -- paint.net is a cruel mistress.

Trump:

Remember when I called myself a stable genius I ran for president, to make America greatBut I insulted that handicapped man,Gold Star families and MexicansThat's not even mentioning how I treat blacks and women 

You can get addicted to a certain kind of privilege I wouldn't know, I’ve always had it all my lifeSo when Joe Biden won, I called it fraud,Because the thought of being beat was oddBut just in case, I called Georgia, Detroit, and Ukraine.

And Republicans all bent the knee,In all my stories they call me “sir”, there's sometimes crying But Democrats won't play along,They treat me like a fascist -- I can't say they're wrong 

But they didn't have to stoop so low,To have the feds collect the records I stashed in my bathroomGuess they'll prosecute me, though,Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.Running foreign policy from Mar-a-LagoNow I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Kamala:Now and then, I think of all the people you’ve screwed overYour tenants, contractors you’ve stiffed, and all three of your wivesNobody wants to live this way,Can't trust a single word you say,I’ll defend democracy and NATO,And keep you out of the White House, you're somebody no one wants to know.

Trump:But you didn't have to call me out,Say I’m going crazy and my words mean nothing.Just because I mention sharksAnd batteries in boats and Hannibal Lecter.

No, you didn't have to stoop so low,Reminding voters of my many felony convictions,I guess I’ll tell folks not to vote,Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.I should not be facing you, it should be Joe.You weren't even black till a few years ago.Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Music: "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye