New Lyrics: "Brain Worm" (Patreon)

Robin Baylor wanted a song about brain worms. (ttto: "Inchworm" by Frank Loesser)

(One and one are two,

Two and one are three,

Wonder who'll vote for me,

I have no path to victory....)

Brain worm, brain worm,

Measuring inside the skull

Of Robert F. Kennedy,

You can't really go far.

Brain worm, brain worm,

Watching my eyes get more dull,

IQ points are vanishing like

Schlitz’s at the bar.

Brain worm, brain worm,

I’m running for president.

Not that I have any chance

Of winning even one town.

My own family

Wants me out of government,

I’m liked less than J. D. Vance

Guess I’m a freaking clown.

Brain worm, brain worm,

Munching stuff inside my skull,

Who knows how long it's been here,

Although I have a clue.

I found a dead bear,

And left it in Central Park.

Told no one for ten years,

But now I’m telling you.

(One and one are three,

Three and blue are cheese,

ADHD sixteen

Candles is my favorite song.

(Wonder bread and jam,

To be or not to,

Eighty eight piano keys

Or crazy assassins in Kill Bill.)

I’m just a Bill....