New Song: "Easter Potatoes" (Patreon)

Inspired by a substack post by The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Once a MAGA voter shambled to the grocery store,Searching for eggs for his Easter spree,But he sang as he saw ‘twas nothing there but empty shelves,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Easter potatoes, Easter potatoes,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”And he sang as he saw ‘twas nothing there but empty shelves,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Up jumped a cashier who’d been hired for DEI,“There's no more eggs in the city, you see,But a farm that we work with is squeezing chickens as we speak,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Easter potatoes, Easter potatoes,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?But a farm that we work with is squeezing chickens as we speak,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Up jumped a hacker pulled from school by Elon Musk,“Eggs are a controlled commodity,But I’ll sell you a dozen, if your BitCoin wallet’s full,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Easter potatoes, Easter potatoes,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?But I’ll sell you a dozen, if your BitCoin wallet’s full,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Up jumped the unelected foreign billionaire,An over-the-top Bond villain trainee,“I am stealing your money to finance my big trip to Mars,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Easter potatoes, Easter potatoes,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?I am stealing your money to finance my big trip to Mars,Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Up jumped the MAGA voter in an angry wrath,“Woe that I voted for Trump!” said he,And he sobbed when his kids asked “Why don't we have Easter eggs?”“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”

Easter potatoes, Easter potatoes,“Who’ll dye some Easter potatoes with me?”And his whining may be heard in his posts on X and Instagram:“Why did the leopards eat the face off of me?”

Music: "Waltzing Matilda" by Banjo Paterson & Christina MacPherson, inspired by the arrangement by Marie Cowan