New Song: "Leopards Ate My Face" (Patreon)

When I vote for leopards all because of race,I never think (thpbpp) that (thpbpp) they'll start to eat my face.Not to love zhe leopards is a great disgrace, But there's (thpbpp) a chance (thpbpp) the leopards eat my face.

When Herr Elon says “We own the roads and space”,We know (thpbpp) know (thpbpp) those leopards ate our face.When Mike Johnson says “No one attacked lthis place”,Shouldn't we (thpbpp) play (thpbpp) the J6 videotapes?

Are vhe not American? Real, true American?Ja, vhe ist American, (thpbpp) the Constitu-tion.Immigrants incite disgust, never mind zhat’s most of us,Different language, faith, or skin? Lock the door, don't let ‘em in.

We bring to the world the MAGA,Hair Furor’s trademarked MAGA,Make America Great Again, but getting him to say just whenIt wasn't great is nix, nope, nada.

When der Donold said “Your Problems are THAT race”,Who saw it com- (thpbpp) -ing (thpbpp) when leopards ate my face?Well, I thought I was the leopards’s voting base,So how come (thpbpp) come (thpbpp) the leopards ate my face?

When I vote for leopards all because of race,I never think (thpbpp) that (thpbpp) they'll start to eat my face.Not to love zhe leopards is a great disgrace, But there's a good o(thpbpp) chance (thpbpp) the leopards eat my face.

Music: "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Dick Huemer & Joe Grantas played by Spike Jones and his City Slickers