Two Short Comic Book Songs (Counts As One Purchase) (Patreon)

As they used to say in the old record club ads. Do they even still have record clubs? Anyway. Here are "Cosmic Babies", the Muppet Babies theme song rewritten for a bunch of the Marvel Cosmic characters -- Thanos, the Stranger, the Elders, that sort of thing -- and "Deadpool", a one-verse ditty that defied my attempts to extend it to verse two. Didn't need it, jokes delivered, full stop.

Please note that there are TWO attached MP3s. The one is down at the bottom, below the lyrics; sorry, you don't get a preview of it. It's a Patreon thing.

DEADPOOL(Music: "Downtown" by Tony Hatch)

North, East, West, South, there is a merc with a mouthThat everybody knows... Deadpool!His name is Wade Wilson, if you need someone killed,Then that's where you should go... Deadpool!

He'll mangle and he'll mutilate with pistol and katana,Then if you really wanna he'll go out for chimichangasAnd hang for a while...

No hero is quite so wild,It's as if Freakazoid, Lobo, and Drax had a child namedDeadpool, Wolverine's his best friend,Deadpool, Deathstroke can bite me, then,Deadpool, go see his movie right now.

COSMIC BABIES(Music: Rob Walsh; original lyrics: Hank Saroyan)

Cosmic Babies, we'll make our dreams come true!Cosmic Babies, we'll rule the MCU!

There are six Infinity Stones, and they'reScattered through the stars,And each of us has made a vow theyOne day would be ours.

(Collector) I like collecting.(Champion) I like to fight!(Gardener) I like to grow things.(Runner) I'm faster than light!

(Grandmaster) I game and gamble.(In-Betweener) I'm in between!(Master Hate) I'm Master Hate!(Mistress Love) I'm his loving queen.(Stranger) I am a stranger!(Thanos) I worship death!

(Galactus) -- Is everything all right in there?(all) Yes, Galactus!

Cosmic Babies, we'll make our dreams come true.Cosmic Babies, we'll rule the MCU!Cosmic (cosmic, cosmic, cosmic)Babies (babies, babies)-- I AM GROOT!