New Song: "H-1000" (Patreon)

Political commentator and generally awesome human being Jim Wright observed ( https://goo.gl/YLGzEC ) that, according to the latest conspiracy theories and the "logic" of Trump World, Hillary Clinton could at the very least time travel. He also asked if anyone over there had ever seen the dang Terminator movies. Well, sir, that was enough for me.

A few people have suggested that this could be turned on its head, and adopted as an anti-Hillary Clinton song. I bet that's not gonna happen, but if it does, I'll tell people the truth about it, and -- for now, at least -- American white supremacists' money is as good as anybody else's.

To make sure it's absolutely unquestioned: Yes, I supported (and still support) Hillary Clinton. I voted for her for president. This song mocks not her, but the idiot conservative fascists and conspiracy theorists who hate and fear her so much for being a woman who's outspoken and competent.

One thing: let me know how the mix is for the vocals. I tried a few new things, and I'm too close to it right now. Extra perspective always helps.

(image by Richard Blakeley, used without permission)

North Korea’s got the bombAnd Trump knows who to blame,The pantsuit anti-soccer mom,Hillary’s her name.

Four years before she got the job,She made those nukes appearIt took a special orange blobTo make her evil clear

For such a huge, horrific crimeThere’s just one way to explainShe must have traveled back through timeAnd she could do it again!

Hillary’s a terminatorThere’s no threat that’s greaterHillary the terminator

In the not-too-distant future,Skynet had the plan:Send back something to ensureTheir conquest of man.

She looks human, but insideHer heart is cold as stone,She makes friends commit suicide,And gets illegal loans.

Her perfect scheme is oh so clear,So obvious to get -- We hold hearings on her every year,And we haven't found proof yet!

thatHillary’s a terminatorAlternative facts incriminate herHillary the terminator

So many evil plots that we’ve inves... ti... ga... ted,We’ve used the same excuses, said she’s im... pli... ca... ted,But she's still free, though her reputation’s repu... di... a... tedWe’ll never quit, ‘cause otherwise we’ll be sub... ju... ga... ted!

Call her Crooked Hillary,Never let that go,We know there’s something out there sheDoes not want us to know

That child slavery pizza placeWas only just the tipOf the iceberg of her disgrace,Someday she’ll make a slip

Keep in mind her greatest crime,Seeking power while female --Wait! Wasn’t this about Kim Jung-Un?To hell with that! HER EMAIL!

HIllary the terminatorThank god for our orange dictatorNo, she wasn’t the best debatorIt’s okay to be a haterOf Hillary the terminator....