New Song: "Kwisatz Haderach" (Patreon)

Just picture some bouncy, happy Bene Gesserit and you'll do fine.

Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach,Kwisatz haderach, we’re breeding superman to be our god.Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach,Kwisatz haderach, we’re breeding superman to be our god.

Don’t wanna be a religious leader, manipulated to be a breeder,Although revenge for my dad is sweeter than a planet full of spice.Don’t wanna have me a terrible purpose, just wanna kill Harkonnen usurpers,And then my Fremen will shed their burqas and we’ll make Dune paradise.

Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach,Kwisatz haderach, we’re breeding superman to be our god.Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach,Kwisatz haderach, we’re breeding superman to be our god.

For fifty years now we’ve had a franchise, with all the good guys against the bad guys,We start as Fremen revolt and uprise till they rule the worlds of men.What was a tale so environmental became a church that was too judgemental,I’d rather have lots of work that’s dental than to read those books again.

Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach, Kwisatz haderach, we’re breeding superman to be our god....

Music: "Feliz Navidad" by  José Feliciano