New Song: "Weebles Wobble" (Patreon)

A paean to the toys of my childhood. This will be remixed, as I have to figure out how Queen got the original so dang loud.

Buddy you’re a boy, got your Nerf guns, playing in theStreet with your Frisbee and a baseball gloveYou got slime on your face, hot wheels race,With Major Matt Mason you’re going to space.Weebles, weebles wobbleWeebles, weebles wobble 

Buddy you’re a young man, grown into a connoisseurOf collectible Lego sets,You got eleven or twelve Tolkien elves, andD&D hardcovers straining your shelvesWeebles, weebles wobbleGollum, Dobby, Hoggle

Buddy you’re an old man, poor man, but they’ll have toPry your lightsaber from your cold dead handsYou got woad on your face, no living space,But so much cool stuff in all those crates.Archie, Dark Horse, MarvelShe-ra, Twilight SparkleStarscream’s lost his marblesXenomorph’s gone larval....