New Song: "Meat Police" (Patreon)

This is based on a really dumb news article ( https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9517669/Experts-say-Americans-cut-meat.html ) which somehow got a lot of play in the U.S. for about a week. Think of it as a time capsule for this past spring's hot conspiracy theory.

I have to redo the vocals. (End of the month pressure is an amazing thing, but not as amazing as how much trouble I have doing stuff a couple of weeks earlier so that I don't rush at the end of the month. On the other hand, if I did that, you might get five or six songs a month, and I don't know how long any of us could sustain that.) So, a new version will be coming soon.

The meat police, they live inside of my headThe meat police, they come to me in my bedThe meat police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no

You know the Daily MailThey misread a reportSaying dietary changeWould cut our beef supplies short, so short

Tucker Carlson ran it,Larry Kudlow did too,Every single night they're yelling on Fox News,Now congressmen are too --

The meat police, have made it clear(have made it clear)You only get four pounds in a year, (four pounds in a year)The meat police, and their plant-based beer, oh no

Lauren Boebert,Marjorie Taylor Greene,Insist on pulling burgersOut of the New Deal that’s Green, that’s Green.

'Cause they've got so manyConspiraciesEvery single night they're driving me insaneFake news inside my brain

I have a nice ragu to make, they won't let me alone,They think my leftover’s meat cake, take videos on their phone,Lasagna I can't bake, ‘cause all I have is mascarpone,Not even chili dogs or jerky, I’m a no-meat zone 

Impossible Burgers,Beef From Beyond,Every single night they're driving me over the bridge,Those men inside my fridge

The meat police, my vegan lifestyle’s enforced,The meat police, I’ll have to find a new source,The meat police, what's the street price of horse?

The meat policeThe meat policeThe meat policeThe meat policeThe meat police

Music: "Dream Police" by Rick Nielsen"Where's the beef" by Clara Peller