New Song: "C-T-H-U-L-H-U" (Patreon)

Just a silly.

Well, I got this ancient book from the Arkham library stack,Summoned somethin' over and I wish I could send it back.Well, I don't miss much when translating Arabic,But mercy! I need help and I need it quick.

Well, hello, C-T-H-U-L-H-U,Tell me what in the world'll be left by the time you're through.You're a city-sized living lump of primordial goo,Well, I smell C-T-H-U-L-H-U....

I was a nerdy little bookworm, and it disappointed Dad,Mama told me someday all those books'd drive me mad.She told me now and then I should go out and play,And now I wish I'd listened to what she had to say...

'Cause Mama never told me 'bout nothing like Y-O-U.Bet your mama musta been another interstellar kaiju, too.All those apocalyptic prophecies are comin' true --Well, I smell C-T-H-U-L-H-U.

Well, you're green, squishy, kinda fishy, smellin' over-ripened,The shoggoth is a-shamblin' and the servitors are pipin'.Down in sunken R'lyeh's where you waited all a-dreamin',And now you're up and at 'em, everybody start a-screamin'...

'Cause the world ain't ready for nothin' like Y-O-U,I bet your mama musta been another eldritch horror, too.And it looks like the human race is finally through --Well, I smell C-T-H-U-L-H-U.Well, I smell C-T-H-U-L-H-U!

Music: "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Jerry Chesnut