New Song: "We Don't Talk About Torgo" (Patreon)

Sooo, Jonah and the Bots (on the Satellite of Love) revisit their worst nightmare, to the music of Encanto. Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo....

Jonah: hey, Crow? Servo?Crow: yeah, Jonah?J: I’ve been reading old ship’s logs, looking for something to maybe exploit and get us out of here, and... I keep coming across references to something named “Torgo”.*gasp*J: Is that an app, or a security protocol, or...?

Tom: We don't talk about Torgo, no, no, no!C: We don't talk about Torgo... butDr. Clayton ForresterT: And henchman TV’s FrankC: Sent up an experiment, a home movie made by some guyT: Amateur filmmaking guyC: His car breaks down, near this lodge far from town --T: Torgo!C: I think his knees were CGIT: low-rent Mister Tumnus, the faunC: Torgo says that they should go,T: the Master wouldn't approveC: but the guy just tells him noT: White privilege, he just won't moveC: Torgo lets him stay, and soT: he’s the worst valet... but anyway

We don't talk about Torgo, no, no, no!We don't talk about Torgo!

Gypsy: All throughout the set, Torgo’s stuttering or stumblingS’posed to be a threat, but just muttering and mumblingI associate him with the sound of pants being ripped, fft-fft-fftStaggers in the wife's room, stalking, grumbling,Reaches for her clothes, with his fingers fumbling,She couldn’t get away, ‘cause she couldn’t break his grip --What a stupid script!

T: The Master demandsHis harem all believes,He’s got two big handsOf fate upon his sleeves,Yeah, he serves Manos,But I’d prefer Thanos!

We don't talk about Torgo, no, no, no!We don't talk about Torgo

G: The guy let his dog outside,The next day: dead! (No, no!)C: Tried to fix his car at night,Made it worse instead... (no, no!)T: The Master has six wives in white with a stripe of red (no, no!)Your fate is sealed, ‘cause this flick’s stuck in your head!

G: Torgo told the Master the wife of the guy had been promised to him, took a stand,The Master waved for an hour or so, and then later blew off Torgo’s hand.

T: Oh yeah, Manos wins today

C: The six wives got in a cat fight, and argued, all ‘about whether... they needed anotherIt's like I hear them nowT: Was this... the reason the film was made?C: Calling each other skank and cowG: This makes sense, how?

J: Um, Torgo...Yeah, about that Torgo...I really need to know about Torgo...Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Torgo

G: Heads up, Jonah, the movie's here!

J, C, T: MOVIE SIGN!

The master demands (Dr. Clayton Forrester)(All around the set, Torgo's)His harem believes (Sent up an experiment)(stuttering and stumbling)He has two big hands (A home movie made by some guy (S'posed to be a threat)Of fate upon his sleeves (but just muttering and mumbling)Yeah, he serves Manos (His car breaks down) (I associate him with the)But I'd prefer Thanos (near this lodge far from town) (sound of pants being --)

We don't talk about Torgo, no!J: Why did I talk about Torgo?We don't talk about Torgo!J: I never should've brought up Torgo!

Music: "We Don't Talk About Bruno" by Lin-Manuel MirandaIncludes quotes from "Love Theme From MST3K" by Joel Hodgson and Charlie Ericksonand "Torgo's Theme" by Russ Huddleston and Robert Smith Jr.