Chelsea's Mom (Patreon)

A bit obvious, I know -- in fact, so obvious that it's been done before. I think mine's better, so nyeah. :D Oh, and -- if I ever try to sing this high again... stop me. Please. For all our sakes.

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Chelsea, can I come over after I bartend? (after I bartend)

We can hang around in the Rose Garden (the rose garden)Did your mom get back from her convention speech? (convention speech)Was she cool? Fox News is saying she screeched (that was a reach)You know, I'm not the Bernie Bot that I used to beWe’re stronger together, baby can't you see?

Chelsea's mom has got it goin' onShe's all I want and I've waited for so longChelsea, can't you see that your mom’s the nomineeI know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Chelsea's mom

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Chelsea, do you remember when your dad was the man? (he was the man)

Your mom came out with a complicated health care plan (health care plan)I could tell Republicans just hated her guts (hated her guts)But every time they attack her, she just smokes their butts (smokes their butts)And I know that you think it's just a fantasyBut since Bernie dropped out, your mom could use a guy like me

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Chelsea can’t you see that we’ll finally all be free

I know it can’t be wrong,

I'm in love with Chelsea's mom.