New Song: "Praise Our Savior In The Sky" (Patreon)

I really should write more Flying Spaghetti Monster carols. This one was written in 2017 for, or possibly at, DragonCon.

Praise our savior in the sky,Monster of spaghettiHe is with us, flying high,For him we are ready.

Looking like a frontal lobe,Served up in a pie plate,Showing what's warmed up the globeBlame it all on pi-i-rates.

Meatballs round and meatballs firm,Beef and pork are leaner.Growing from the endosperm,Till we're semolina

Teach to us your starchy ways,Sung to a guitar lick,Marinara, bolognese,Parmesan and gar-arrr-lic.

Original lyrics: "Good King Wenceslas" (John Mason Neale w/ Thomas Helmore)Music: "Tempus adest floridum" (Finnish trad.)