New Lyrics: "Werewolves of Georgia" (Patreon)

Suggested by Brian Davis. Yeah, it would have been better before the runoff. But I didn't think of it then, and Brian didn't suggest it until tonight.

I saw a werewolf with a position paper in his hand

Walker couldn't get the big words in his brain

He was looking for a flick called Fright Night, yeah

Gonna kill himself a couple vampires again

Awooo, werewolves of Georgia

Awooo

You hear him howling around your Senate seat --

Better not let him in

All of his old ladies got violated, then paid off

Werewolves of Georgia again.

He’s the incoherent beast pretending he's police

Lately, he's been on Fox News with handlers

Y’better stay away from him, China will take your good air, Jim,

I like to watch him pander.

I saw Donald Trump walking with the Hersch

Doing the werewolves of Georgia

I saw Marjorie Taylor Greene walking with the Hersch

Doing the werewolves of Georgia

I saw Herschel living and voting in Texas for seventeen years

And his excuse was perfect

Awooo, Werewolves of Texas